Twisted Bodies

I don’t know when I developed my fascination for the human form when it’s been contorted or twisted, for whatever reason or by whatever force.

Maybe it was at the Rodin Museum on an icy late-December day in Paris, where I saw this:


It depicts the fate of Ugolino the Count of Gherardesca, who while immured in Pisa’s Muda Tower, was driven mad by hunger and ended up eating his own children to survive.  I remember standing there, frozen to the bone, but unable to escape the tragedy.  (Nice story, but pure fiction.  When Ugolino’s bones were exhumed and examined for DNA traces of cannibalism, none were found.)  Of the Burgers Of Calais, we will not speak:

In warmer climes (Vienna, also in December but indoors), I saw a couple of paintings by Austrian Egon Schiele, who after WWI was unable to see any kind of future for mankind, and his artistic vision was distorted thereby in his depictions of people:


That’s The Lovers’ Embrace, and one has to have pity on them — which was his intention.  Even his own wife Edith wasn’t spared:

…nor his mistress, Wally [sic] :

And so to the modern day, where others — perhaps sharing Schiele’s attitude, or maybe just having their own mordant view of the human form, have produced works such as this:


I don’t know who the artists are, but their work fascinates me still.

Quote Of The Day

From the late- and very-much-missed Rik Mayall (as Tory MP Alan B’stard):

“NHS waiting lists can be eradicated overnight by shutting down the health service, thereby killing poor people and wiping out poverty.”

Cruel?  Yes.  True?  Also yes.

News Roundup

Starting off with some good news:


...and all he had to do was fire a bunch of government workers and close their departments.  Jealous, I am.


...”about fucking time”?  Well, I would have said that.

In Tech News:


...except when it comes to censoring conservative content and making it disappear from their search engine.

In the Lawn Order Dept.:


...in which we play the our always-popular “Guess the Race” game.  Also keyword:  Chicago.

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...to the surprise of absolutely nobody with any common sense, as we’ve noted before.


...and anywhere else, he’d be losing his mind permanently as his body temperature reaches that of the room;  but not in Britishland.


...which somehow manages to combine both The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© and Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©.

And speaking of the unspeakable:


...which would concern me if I actually gave a flying fuck about the snowflakes’ opinion of me — especially as:


...well isn’t that special.  Let’s send a few (hundred) thousand of them to live in Gaza, then.

And speaking of Unspeakable Wokism:


...in which we play our new “Guess The Sex of the CEO” game.

From the Sports Desk:


...is it just me, or does “German surfer” create the same cognitive dissonance as, say, “Swiss Naval Officer” or “Haitian chess player”?

In the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.:


...aren’t we glad that the U.S. doesn’t do titles?

In the Dept. of Health:


And, of course, there’s always some link-free 

 

 

And in a stroll down :


...well, let’s see what awaits the throbbing phalli of Teh Brits:


All together now:

♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “Run Britannia!  Britannia run away!” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

And that’s all the news anyone needs, I think.