Forgetting The Basics — The Porsche Story

I had to laugh at this one.  Porsche is one of the chief sinners in the “Technik Uber Alles”  trend among car manufacturers, the trend whereby letting the engineers loose on car design is seen as more important than giving the customers what they want, at a decent (not insulting) price.  We’ll talk about Ferrari later.

But in their drive to make their cars super-whizzbang-wonderful in terms of technical gadgetry (PSM, PDT, PDK whatever), Porsche seems to have missed one of the basic tenets of car design — a feature that has been critical since the first cars were ever built:

The wheels have to stay on the car.

Except for Porsche, it seems:

There are few scenarios more frightening than pushing a 640-horsepower sports car to its limits and having one of its wheels detach, but that’s the risk facing owners of several Porsche sports cars. The German automaker has issued a new recall for multiple 718 and 911 models equipped with centerlock wheels, and the risk is so serious that a Do Not Drive Warning has been put into place until these vehicles can be inspected.

Ironic, really, for a company which prides itself on its faultless engineering.

Here’s the thing.  Centerlock wheels have been around since the beginning of time, going back to oxcarts, even.  I still recall that mallets were a vital piece of a car’s toolkit right into the 1960s, e.g. for the E-type:

(pretty, innit?)

Then, of course, the trend changed, and wheel nuts became a thing:  five, six or more bolts anchoring the wheel to the chassis.  The great thing about this was that there was safety in numbers (not to mention in its simplicity):  one or two wheel nuts could be “loose” (i.e. finger-tight) without too much consequence.

The problem was that while this was perfectly fine for the consumer market, it was far from ideal in a racing environment, where the time penalty for changing several nuts on a fresh set of tires was burdensome.  So back to centerlock we went, not just in racing but in the consumer products — and as an added bonus, car manufacturers began to mess with the design of the tightening process, creating their own customized wrenches so that changing a tire was not something that could be done by the owner on the side of the road, but required a (towed) trip to the dealer.

And now we have this situation, where whatever Porsche has done in this regard is flawed, so that hapless Porsche owners are indeed faced with the prospect of watching themselves being overtaken:  not by other cars, but by their own wheels as they detach themselves and go spinning off on their merry way.

On a car that costs anywhere from $100,000 (718) to $300,000 (911).

Another Day, Another Commie Plot

Looks like the FBI is on the ball for a change (as opposed to their misdeeds under President Autopen):

The FBI has arrested and charged a 17-year-old from McKinney, Texas, who the agency alleges was plotting to assassinate Republican Rep. Keith Self at an event last Saturday.

According to federal investigators, the juvenile also planned a terrorist attack in North Texas on behalf of ISIS.

This episode comes a little too close to home for me because Keith Self is my Congressman, and his activities in the U.S. House have been, for this old conservative, exemplary.

Which is no doubt the reason this scrote targeted him.

What galls me is that according to the Usual Suspects, the danger to our republic comes from so-called “dangerous conservative (MAGA)” groups — when in fact, all the evidence shows that the actual danger is coming from a concerted-but-not-really group of fucking raving loony leftoids.

Like this asshole.  I can’t wait for him to be identified.  No matter who he turns out to be, he won’t be a hate-filled conservative.

Like me.

Happy Dance Time

This event may signal a return to this website of TastyWomenPics™.

Getty Images filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on Wednesday, marking a major reset after its planned ​merger with rival Shutterstock collapsed under the ​weight of heavy debt and growing competition ⁠from AI-generated imagery.

I’ve crossed swords with these motherfuckers for decades.  They act as fearless protectors of copyright, whereas in fact they’re nothing more than a wannabe-monopolistic bunch of thugs who first harvest up “clients” (purported creators of images), then set about threatening anyone who dares to publish a pic, with assorted legal penalties.

Here’s the fact of the matter.  Every time I get one of these threatening letters, my first response is to ask for proof that they are indeed the agents of said copyright holders, and not just claiming to be such.

I have never, not once, been given any proof thereof.

So I ignore all future communications from them and their lawyers.

What makes Getty’s bankruptcy all the more delicious is this:

“…growing competition ⁠from AI-generated imagery.”

You mean images such as these?

All the above came from some crowd named seeart.ai.

And just for the hell of it, here’s a non-A.I. pic of the above subject (and no, I could find no proof of copyright, either on the pic itself or at the location where I found it):

Man, I loved the 1970s…

When The Lights Go Out

Remember, this is all the White Man’s fault:

City Power’s collapse threatens Johannesburg’s future. 

Today City Power operates with an acting CEO, and 122 of its 278 professionally qualified posts are vacant. The utility has failed to generate enough revenue to cover its costs for several years, while rising Eskom prices, electricity theft, illegal connections and customers moving to alternatives such as rooftop solar are putting further pressure on its finances. By 2025, it was running a deficit of R4.3-billion.

Between July 2025 and March 2026, City Power reported 2.1 million forced interruptions. It took 11 hours on average to restore each one, and customers went without electricity for an average of 20.6 hours over the period. In some cases they went without for weeks. Sixty percent of outages were caused by deteriorating and outdated networks, and City Power puts its infrastructure backlog at R44.25-billion.

For those with short memories, let me remind you that back in 1993, South Africa was a net exporter of electrical power, sending it to all its neighboring countries:  Southwest Africa/Namibia, Botswana, Lesotho, Swaziland, Zimbabwe and Mozambique.

The African National Congress under Nelson Mandela came to power and began running the country, including the nationalized industries such as ESCOM (the monopoly electricity provider), in 1994.

So my opening statement was, in fact, incorrect.  I apologize for the error.

Thursday Landscape

Salzburg (2004)

Quote from the Son&Heir, on seeing the Alps for the first time from his hotel room:

“C’mon Dad, that’s not real — that’s a poster someone’s stuck on the outside of the window!”