Medical Alert

Just in time for those winter sniffles comes this news:

A man claimed that masturbating cleared his sinuses – and doctors said he was right.
Skyler, a husband from Arizona, said that when he couldn’t fall asleep due to his stuffy nose, he decided to take matters into his own hands.
He appeared on the show The Doctors where the professionals broke down the science behind his X-rated trick. They explained that during an orgasm the muscles contract around the body, including inside the nose, which can temporarily relieve sinus pressure for both men and women.
Research has shown orgasms can also help with the immune system, insomnia, stress, pain and overall help live longer.

So I have only one thing to say:

By the way, I have no idea whether this miracle cure works for women.

(As my friend Patterson once said: “Women have orgasms? They’ll be wanting the vote, next.”)

8 comments

  1. “By the way, I have no idea whether this miracle cure works for women.”

    The copy you quoted says:

    > They explained that during an orgasm the muscles contract around the body, including inside
    > the nose, which can temporarily relieve sinus pressure for both men and women.

    I think more research is needed. Given that most of “us” here are married, you’ll have to do the brunt of the work.

    1. So the rumor that I’ve always heard that there’s no better anti-aphrodisiac for women than a rings around their fingers is not true?

  2. The Blonde Beast and I have known this “trick” for years. It absolutely does work, at least for both of us. She has allergies to mold spores so I get a stiffy just thinking about the arrival of the rainy season.

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