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In keeping with the “things going wrong on safari” theme below, let’s have a few caption ideas for this pic:
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I’m sorry. We finished serving breakfast at least two hours ago.
“Nice kitty….”
“Maybe he won’t eat me now that I’ve sh*t myself”
Back when I was a kid I remember my Dad watching a documentary about tigers. They’d set up a blind (made out of camo cloth) and were filming at night. They had the camera pointed out one opening, one of the crew looked out the other opening and saw…a tiger looking in at them. One assumes pants were shat.
I also remember seeing a polar bear documentary where the crew was in a steel cage filming a polar bear in front of them. They didn’t notice the bear behind them until it reached through the bars and tapped one of them on the shoulder!
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
“Yes, in my shorts.”
(Yeah, I know. Too easy. Sue me.)
How nice: the snack’s already unwrapped!
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lady and Savior: Bast?
Cecil,
I was just reading about you.
Remember how Col. Cooper told you to keep your rifle within reach?
Yes Alex, I’ll take “Africa Wins Again” for $500 please
We may have a winner…
“Just to clarify ‘White Meat’, a mane is not a Pussy Hat.”
I’m really liking Amazon’s Frustration Free packaging
*hurriedly hides magazine*
“Nothing! I wasn’t doing nothing!!”
This Tsavo Parks Guide doesn’t say anything about lions!