To all wimmens:
Sorry I missed International Woman’s Day (or whatever you call it) yesterday. I have no excuse other than that I’d been working since 4am and for some reason, the date just slipped my mind. Please accept my humblest apologies.
Now… I’d like a sandwich. One of these, preferably:
No? Well, all righty then. I’m off to the range instead.
Didn’t a man win “woman of the year” last year?
The basic food group, BACON.
Hmmm, bacon.
I did her that Mc Donald’s flipped the arches for woman’s day. Not sure about the message though as it looked like someone on there back with feet in the air.
Or saggy boobs.
Problem is:
unless you’re a snake, you might suffer a temporary temporo-mandibular joint dysfunction limiting your future enjoyment of bacon dagwoods. I’d much prefer to split it into two such and screw the extra carbs.
The important thing is to have sufficient fats in my system to properly dissolve the ADEK vitamins.
Take that! CDC.
That needs one poached egg.
and perhaps some pepper-bacon.
And hollandaise sauce.