“If I win the lottery this week, will I buy a Ferrari or a Lamborghini?” “Why are life decisions so damn hard?”
“Who d’ya think would win a fight out of Catwoman and Supergirl. Naked. In butter.”
“Mmmm… Other girls!”
“Is it cylinder alignment or the gap causing that weird backspray from my revolver…? Forcing cone looked fine… Let’s look up the minimum gap and try that first. Range rods are kind of expensive as a first thing to try.”
Competition winner.
“Huh….looking at her reflection in my phone really improves her “morning face”.”
“Why isn’t my phone displaying anything? The battery must be drained.”
“I’m down another $200, I have got to stop betting on the Cubs.”
Dammit! Another shag with no BJ.
Him: “Blink, blink, zzzzzzz….”
Beds are for sex or sleeping, not philosophy or conversation.
“Of all times for my wife to text me…”
Holy Crap, that’s funny, almost been there – done that over thirty years ago with land line phone. My first marriage ago, maybe, with plausible deniability. Wasn’t there, didn’t do it, won’t ever do it again.
“If I win the lottery this week, will I buy a Ferrari or a Lamborghini?” “Why are life decisions so damn hard?”
“Who d’ya think would win a fight out of Catwoman and Supergirl. Naked. In butter.”
“Mmmm… Other girls!”
“Is it cylinder alignment or the gap causing that weird backspray from my revolver…? Forcing cone looked fine… Let’s look up the minimum gap and try that first. Range rods are kind of expensive as a first thing to try.”
Competition winner.
“Huh….looking at her reflection in my phone really improves her “morning face”.”
“Why isn’t my phone displaying anything? The battery must be drained.”
“I’m down another $200, I have got to stop betting on the Cubs.”
Dammit! Another shag with no BJ.
Him: “Blink, blink, zzzzzzz….”
Beds are for sex or sleeping, not philosophy or conversation.
“Of all times for my wife to text me…”
Holy Crap, that’s funny, almost been there – done that over thirty years ago with land line phone. My first marriage ago, maybe, with plausible deniability. Wasn’t there, didn’t do it, won’t ever do it again.