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So I guess that you’re not enrolling at Bob Jones University this fall….
Oh… I thought they said you were a socialITE.
Congratulations, you’re going to have a disease named after you…..
What do you mean I have no real plan for my life? One more boy with a black daddy over 6′ 7″ and I will have five and they can have their own basketball team. At the worst at least two of them will become NBA stars and they will take care of their mommy. Then if either of those fall through the third plan is to have a son become president of the USA. See Pop, three good plans, how about that? The odds are all in my favor.
“Hey, wanna see something REALLY scary?”
“Son….?”
Winner. By a mile.
I’ve got the alcohol and tobacco – did you bring the firearms?
“I know you lost to Trump… but did you HAVE to let yourself go so badly?”
That’s pretty god Kim, but for Hillary it’s an improvement.
Son, she may look good now, but give her a few years.
“Eh, whatev.” –Bill Clinton
M’dusa, m’ dear, some fella, Perseus, is at the door. Are you expecting him tonight?
“Don’t worry, if your pecker is shy we can play with mine”
So I guess that you’re not enrolling at Bob Jones University this fall….
Oh… I thought they said you were a socialITE.
Congratulations, you’re going to have a disease named after you…..
What do you mean I have no real plan for my life? One more boy with a black daddy over 6′ 7″ and I will have five and they can have their own basketball team. At the worst at least two of them will become NBA stars and they will take care of their mommy. Then if either of those fall through the third plan is to have a son become president of the USA. See Pop, three good plans, how about that? The odds are all in my favor.
“Hey, wanna see something REALLY scary?”
“Son….?”
Winner. By a mile.
I’ve got the alcohol and tobacco – did you bring the firearms?
“I know you lost to Trump… but did you HAVE to let yourself go so badly?”
That’s pretty god Kim, but for Hillary it’s an improvement.
Son, she may look good now, but give her a few years.
“Eh, whatev.” –Bill Clinton
M’dusa, m’ dear, some fella, Perseus, is at the door. Are you expecting him tonight?
“Don’t worry, if your pecker is shy we can play with mine”