Ranked in order of inappropriateness:
- in the food-preparation area of a restaurant or bakery
- in bed before making love to someone for the first time
- while in the dentist’s chair
- when meeting the Queen
- while a recipient of fellatio or cunnilingus
Your suggestions in Comments.
On a commercial aircraft in cattle class during a long haul flight.
(I have actually witnessed this abomination).
God yes. and seat class doesn’t matter.
If you’re in first class you’ve paid enough to have the attendants do it for you.
During job interview with law firm right before graduating from Harvard Law.
At the knuckle….
LOL Mark you’re on fire today.
It’s Friday of a long week. May need to break out the scotch and cigars tonight.
…not that you need an excuse for that, of course.
While on stage about to be crowned as a pageant queen.
Amy, please tell me you didn’t…
In labour……
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Because the middle aged woman in the unisex change room also hung her pendulous breasts over a vanity counter while putting on makeup, with a smoking butt hanging out of her mouth sidewise, farted riotously and repeatedly, plucked hairs out of her ears and nostrils, picked her nose, und so weiter.
Bloody woman destroyed all illusions and all romance.