5 Worst Things To Use As A Blanket November 9, 2018 Kim du Toit Friday Feature, The Worst In ascending order of awfulness: newspapers cloth made from horsehair a sheet of glass sandbags Rosie O’Donnell Your suggestions in Comments.
A gut pile from a week old elk kill.
The contents of Hillary’s underwear laundry basket
pink fiberglass insulation
a fire ant mound
Nancy Pelosi
A cinder block
Poison Ivy
Michelle Obama (with a hard on)