In ascending order of appalling:
- “Your Dad Is Actually Santa Claus” by Ayn Rand
- “How To Drink Rum Eggnog Like A Grownup” by Captain Morgan
- “Getting The Expensive Presents You Really Want: A Child’s Guide To Blackmail” by Stormy Daniels
- “Santa Claus: Just Another White Male Oppressor” by Andrea Dworkin
- “Jesus Christ: Jew Bastard” by Ayotollah Khameini
Your nominations in Comments.
I Saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus – Monica Lewinsky
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth – Hedda Nussbaum
The Little Hummer Boy – Michael Jackson
Amazon is Santa’s elf – Jeff Bezos
We already know what you want for Christmas – by Amazon Echo
Eggnog, San Francisco Style – by Two Democrats, One Cup.
“What a friend we have in Jesus” – Jeff Bezos