This one’s for the BritGov.
So, about that law you have which prevents law-abiding Brits from buying or owning handguns… how’s it doing to reduce handgun ownership and usage Over There?
Not too well? You mean, only criminals are getting their hands on the things? And wait… don’t tell me… they’re shooting people and committing crimes and such?
Well, paint me pink and call me Rosie. Who could have foreseen such a thing?
Doesn’t look like that knife ban is going over all that well either. I swear – the next time these idiots get in war with their nutty neighbours on the mainland – let’s just stand aside and let them take their lumps. These idiots can’t be saved.