This is one-time supermodel (and still-gorgeous) Helena Christensen, from Denmark:
…and this is one-time model and current actress Diane Kruger, from Germany:
So the question of the day is: Apart from modelling, what do these two examples of extreme pulchritude have in common?
Answer: Both women have had children fathered by Norman Reedus.
Let that sink in for a moment… and for the math geeks among you, here’s the diagram:
Still in math mode: Q.E.D.
It’s the moustache and the mole. Either one, you’re just a boytoy; got both, you’re alpha.
toothpick hoes + greasy trailer trash = plighted kids
Ah now, Norman. Aka he who has not washed his b***s for ten series of the walking dead – and many many women STILL would. Well known womb trembler pic of Norman holding a baby gives ladies the vapours. Allegedly. Not me of course. I prefer my men groomed 🙂