From the Daily Mail I see that Prince Ginger and Princess Caring-Slut, in a gesture of extreme virtue-signaling, are going to South Africa over the coming autumn:
British High Commissioner confirms royal tour and jokes couple will boost the economy – because there’ll be a ‘hat and frock-buying frenzy’
How precious.
Here’s a suggestion for the new parents: by all means go to South Africa, but leave your entire security guard detail behind every time you go out. Oh, and be sure to wear all those expensive jewels you’ve recently acquired.
The ensuing “frenzy” (of thieves going all robby, stabby, shooty and rapey) should be quite educational.