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Remember when shaming was a thing, and the world was a better place for it?
That was about the same time that most people had common sense and practiced decency.
What the hell did we ever do to you to deserve that, eh? Feeling cruel today are we? Did we eat a nice big bowl of fuck you with some fuck you on top for breakfast today?
I’ll be in my kitchen pouring bleach into my eyes.
Glad you liked it.
Neigh! I’d vote for MOO, but I don’t see any udders
Used to see this as a kid when the Muskovites first moved into Brighton Beach years ago.
Lo! The Greatest Diety Elon, blessings be unto his most revered and hallowed name, Our Glorious Leader hath bestown his graciousness upon the Brightonites and behold! so it was they bestook his name upon them for eternity.
And all is well.
“Man? Woman? Only The Shadow knows…”
If Captain Ahab had seen that before his last voyage, he’d have given up whaling for farming.
Mens sana, corpore sano.
.
….take your pick.
.
Or, in the case before us:
Mens deluris, corpore draino.
Jabba the Butt says, “This Kim du Toit is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.”
If I stand just like THIS, I can eliminate my tan lines.
Hairless bull?
Caitlyn, is that you?
“And now my tan is complete.”
Al Gore; looking for Global Warming in all the wrong places.
Stranded on an uninhabited isle decades ago by an unappreciative crew after a series of poorly thought-through captions on a notorious Internet caption contest, the infamous LargeMarge is seen here grappling with fresh flotsam.
With the hovel in dire need of repairs after an extended round-the-clock diet of legumes, this jetsam will be ‘pressed’ into service immediately!
Seen here with the biggest stand-up paddle-board commercially available, newbie SUPler LargeMarge is somewhat dismayed.
Is the darn thing supposed to sink to mid-shin level?
That seems particularly poor engineering.
Perhaps an adjustment is in order…
Keenly-observant ‘life’ guards, seeing LargeMarge initiate the first of many ‘waist bend’ loosening exercises, quickly issued a ‘Beach CLOSED’ quarantine.
Reportedly, no children or elderly were trampled in the stampede to escape.
Not like last time.
Paraphrased from today’s John Wilder column:
“This tuchus ain’t gonna watch itself!”
Clenching in desperation, LargeMarge frantically searches the ‘bug-in’ bag for an ’emergency’ Depends™.
After teams of urologists recommended Kegel exercises to help control an ‘active’ bladder, fervent beach-goer LargeMarge is the very definition of minute-by-minute practitioner!
Freshly-tanned and ‘full’ of vim-n-vinegar, Internet phenomena LargeMarge is ready to take the world by ‘storm’!
October 2019 Sweetheart of the Month for the Lonely Sheepherders Association.
And as my cousin’s first husband said after she fed him a dish containing tofu, “Don’t do that again.”
It only took one shove before she swore that the sun would never stop shining there again.
Remember when shaming was a thing, and the world was a better place for it?
That was about the same time that most people had common sense and practiced decency.
What the hell did we ever do to you to deserve that, eh? Feeling cruel today are we? Did we eat a nice big bowl of fuck you with some fuck you on top for breakfast today?
I’ll be in my kitchen pouring bleach into my eyes.
Glad you liked it.
Neigh! I’d vote for MOO, but I don’t see any udders
Used to see this as a kid when the Muskovites first moved into Brighton Beach years ago.
Lo! The Greatest Diety Elon, blessings be unto his most revered and hallowed name, Our Glorious Leader hath bestown his graciousness upon the Brightonites and behold! so it was they bestook his name upon them for eternity.
And all is well.
“Man? Woman? Only The Shadow knows…”
If Captain Ahab had seen that before his last voyage, he’d have given up whaling for farming.
Mens sana, corpore sano.
.
….take your pick.
.
Or, in the case before us:
Mens deluris, corpore draino.
Jabba the Butt says, “This Kim du Toit is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.”
If I stand just like THIS, I can eliminate my tan lines.
Hairless bull?
Caitlyn, is that you?
“And now my tan is complete.”
Al Gore; looking for Global Warming in all the wrong places.
Stranded on an uninhabited isle decades ago by an unappreciative crew after a series of poorly thought-through captions on a notorious Internet caption contest, the infamous LargeMarge is seen here grappling with fresh flotsam.
With the hovel in dire need of repairs after an extended round-the-clock diet of legumes, this jetsam will be ‘pressed’ into service immediately!
Seen here with the biggest stand-up paddle-board commercially available, newbie SUPler LargeMarge is somewhat dismayed.
Is the darn thing supposed to sink to mid-shin level?
That seems particularly poor engineering.
Perhaps an adjustment is in order…
Keenly-observant ‘life’ guards, seeing LargeMarge initiate the first of many ‘waist bend’ loosening exercises, quickly issued a ‘Beach CLOSED’ quarantine.
Reportedly, no children or elderly were trampled in the stampede to escape.
Not like last time.
Paraphrased from today’s John Wilder column:
“This tuchus ain’t gonna watch itself!”
https://wilderwealthywise.com/zen-and-the-art-of-marshmallows-delayed-gratification-soviet-tanks-and-russian-motorcycles/
Clenching in desperation, LargeMarge frantically searches the ‘bug-in’ bag for an ’emergency’ Depends™.
After teams of urologists recommended Kegel exercises to help control an ‘active’ bladder, fervent beach-goer LargeMarge is the very definition of minute-by-minute practitioner!
Freshly-tanned and ‘full’ of vim-n-vinegar, Internet phenomena LargeMarge is ready to take the world by ‘storm’!
October 2019 Sweetheart of the Month for the Lonely Sheepherders Association.
And as my cousin’s first husband said after she fed him a dish containing tofu, “Don’t do that again.”
It only took one shove before she swore that the sun would never stop shining there again.