Caption Competition #104 December 27, 2019 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Him: “I’m trying to grab her titties but she keeps blocking my hands!” Her: “I’ll show all the other guys what they’ll never touch!”
“Now, that’s what I call a Happy Bride with the most exceptional smile ! Kind of beaming all over,….. high beams for sure.”
Brad was too busy licking the hairspray off his new bride’s hair to realize why everyone in front was cheering.
The poor results of rental outfits for Weddings are sometimes obvious. You might say outstanding, actually.
And just like that, everyone forgot how well Mike and Rachel we’re doing in the ‘Walk-Like-An Egyptian‘ Dance-a-thon.
A traditional wedding, where “something borrowed” is the Bride’s strapless gown, and “something blue” is a subtle wardrobe malfunction.
Bob and Karen knew they would need to do something special to win this year’s Tango Championship.
Him: “I’m trying to grab her titties but she keeps blocking my hands!”
Her: “I’ll show all the other guys what they’ll never touch!”
“Now, that’s what I call a Happy Bride with the most exceptional smile ! Kind of beaming all over,….. high beams for sure.”
And it’s “Big nips / Little nips mystery solved” for men in the audience.
Brad was too busy licking the hairspray off his new bride’s hair to realize why everyone in front was cheering.
Cindy was keen to show she was ready for her beach honeymoon with no tanlines.
The poor results of rental outfits for Weddings are sometimes obvious. You might say outstanding, actually.
I for one am not seeing a problem with this.
Cindy was in a real hurry to get the honeymoon started.
And just like that, everyone forgot how well Mike and Rachel we’re doing in the ‘Walk-Like-An Egyptian‘ Dance-a-thon.
Lick her ear and her tits pop out!!!
I prefer pink ones, but those will do in a pinch.
My DVR must have missed that episode of “Dancing With The Stars”,
Dammit!
A traditional wedding, where “something borrowed” is the Bride’s strapless gown, and “something blue” is a subtle wardrobe malfunction.