I see that National Geographic has released a new map of Australia.
Old Map:
Since then:
New Map:
On the positive side, I note the complete disappearance of man-eating koalas, mosquitoes and poisonous snakes, all fuel for the Greens’ barbie (see below).
Now all that’s left is for the Aussies to find a way to set fire to the ocean, and the shark problem will likewise disappear.
Danni Minogue is missing, too. Pity.
In the North, above where it notes Cyclones, it needs to say ” Beyond here there be Pirates!!” and in the south in the Hobart Straight between Oz and Taz it needs to read ” Giant Waves and Monster Storms”.
Arsonstralia … there are some itches a good wank just won’t scratch.
The Sydney Herald is reporting that 87% of the fires are known to be set by human activity. 40% of them are deliberately set. 183 people have been arrested.