Caption Competition #109 January 24, 2020 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Fill in the conversation (She:/He: or vice-versa) Your contributions in Comments…
She: Hmmm? He: It’ll be a little while. I had to do something for a lady so she could give me some more quarters for the drier. .
She: Wow, I had no idea how they made crop circles. Can we make another? He: Gimme a couple minutes to Bandaid my knees.
He: “Was that good good for you?” She: “You make love like a true patriot.” He: “Why is that?” She: “You’re a Minuteman.”
“Upside down, your fuck pipe looks like an angry ‘shroom.”
She: “well, how was it?”
He: “pfft, pfft, I’m just trying to get the straw outta my mouth”
She: “You said there would be Netflix!”
He: “I said GNAT FLIES.”
She: Hmmm?
He: It’ll be a little while. I had to do something for a lady so she could give me some more quarters for the drier.
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She: Wow, I had no idea how they made crop circles. Can we make another?
He: Gimme a couple minutes to Bandaid my knees.
He: When you asked if I wanted a roll in the hay, I didn’t know you meant it literally!
Bugger! The dogs have run off with our clothes.
He: Now THAT’S what I call a roll in the hay.
She (to herself): More like a turkey in the straw.
He: “Was that good good for you?”
She: “You make love like a true patriot.”
He: “Why is that?”
She: “You’re a Minuteman.”
She: “Wow. I always wondered where crop circles came from…”
An example of those blessed moments prior to women inventing conversation.