Buh-Bye

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1. Well, she’s right on #2. The Army (well, at least the Legion Etrangere) is all over Paris guarding monuments like the Eiffel Tower.

2. Nigel Farage’ departure from the EU Parliament was epic…

   He should have left singing a song, however: I suggest

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbzRuZmqVM

   1. She “rules the waves” the Bloody Yanks don’t wish to sail upon, or under.

      1. Bold talk from the Island with 2 carriers and less Navy personnel than we have Marines..

         Congrats on leaving the EU though.

3. If I knew anyone local to me who was from Britain, I’d take them a card and offer congratulations.
   As it is, I think I’ll give the kids some fireworks to set off tonight at midnight GMT.

   1. Speaking of fireworks, you think the Brits will start celebrating their Independence Day like we do?

      I’m wondering what their version of it would be like.

      1. A cursory Google suggests fireworks are mostly illegal over there. (Summary: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fireworks_law_in_the_United_Kingdom)

         1. fireworks aren’t illegal over here at all

            I think the only restrictions are you have to over 18 to buy them, and you can’t release between 11pm and 7am (except for a few weeks a year)

            here’s a shop I see reasonably regularly https://www.fireworksdisplayteam.co.uk/terms-conditions/

4. As I write it is about an hour and ten minutes to BREXIT. Kim, what are your celebration plans? I’m going to have several stiff drinks and salute Mr. Farage who truly deserves a Knighthood for this or even a Life Lord.

5. Tom Kratman created this some time ago, to the tune of “Ode toJoy.” It seems particularly appropriate today.

   Fuck the European Union!
   Fuck the Hague and ICC!
   Fuck their rules and regulations;
   Fuck the whole bureaucracy!

   Asshats, Bastards, Cowards, Dimwits,
   Excrement-Feeding, Gallows-bait.
   Hang the swine Higher than Haman,
   Ignorant Jackasses, Knaves.

   Watch them purge the bent banana.
   See your taxes rise and rise.
   See your nations fall to ruin.
   Watch as every freedom dies.

   Lick-ass Morons, Nincompoops, Oh,
   Pity the Quagmire these Reds made.
   Sycophants and Thieves, the whole crew,
   Underworked and oVerpaid.

   Friday Mornings EUnachs sign in
   To ensure their holidays
   Are paid for by lesser people.
   Others call those people, “slaves.”

   To the lampposts, Europeans.
   Tie the knots and toss the ropes.
   Fit the nooses, haul the free ends
   Stand back; let the bastards choke.

   1. Literally snorted a bit of rum just now. That’s brilliant.

6. Well, I woke up this morning and no, the UK has not collapsed.

7. Will Salvini be the successful, follow on “Son of Farage” in Italia?

8. Waiting for the muzzies to self deport before the pograms, as if!

9. I thought “Swarms of Paedophilic Bats” was the latest album by that band Widespread Cannibalism. Huh.

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