I have to tell you that if this is true, a lot of men I know are going to live for a VERY long time*.
Masturbation boosts your immune system, helping you fight off infection and illness
So take that, Coronavirus.
“What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a good wank?”
— You can’t beat a good wank.
And now, if you’ll excuse me… oh shuddup, it’s for my health.
*This does not apply to actual wankers, e.g.:
Last time I got a prostate exam my doctor said “It’s perfectly normal to get an erection during a prostate exam.” I replied “I don’t have an erection” and he said “I was talking to myself”.
“…Masturbation boosts your immune system…”
Does that still work if you need help?
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I think it refers to the effects of said activity on the chemical composition of yer body, not the exertion — so you can visit that Thai massage parlor (you told me about) as often as your wallet allows.
I’ve heard that too, but only about prostate cancer, not health generally.
If that’s the case, when I die they’ll have to beat my prostate to death with a stick.
Sex is like the card game Bridge.
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
Beto-ff is definitely a wanker!
This “boost.” Is it like an immunization, good for a lifetime like polio or smallpox or does it wear off the further you get from the last “treatmen” like a tetanus shot?
Asking for a friend.
Wears off.
You need regular inoculations.
Works better if you have a friend help.