Caption Competition #116 March 13, 2020 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your contributions in Comments.
Pamela suddenly remembered her college years at Harvard, where she got an “A” in every class despite almost never being in one….
“I’ve won the lottery! It’s the rare and elusive Negro Dildo Tree! YAYYYYY!”
Sally always used only the freshest organic dildos for her weekend self-pleasuring.
Hey! They don’t grow on trees…, nevermind!
You wish.
Support your local hardwood growers!
The world’s only woman who has a woody all the time.
Babs, high priestess of Artemis of Ephesus, pauses for a moment of devotion, strokin’ the token.
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If she were twenty years younger the tree would look like a porcupine.
Pamela suddenly remembered her college years at Harvard, where she got an “A” in every class despite almost never being in one….
Getting to the root of her deepest desires!
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Damn! I got nothing. You folks are too good.
That’s in Australia, isn’t it? So, “It’s a trap!”