I have to tell you that if this is true, a lot of men I know are going to live for a VERY long time*.
Masturbation boosts your immune system, helping you fight off infection and illness
So take that, Coronavirus.
“What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a good wank?”
— You can’t beat a good wank.
And now, if you’ll excuse me… oh shuddup, it’s for my health.
*This does not apply to actual wankers, e.g.:
As some comedian once said, the principle behind Daylight Savings Time is the same as the belief that you can get taller by cutting off your head and then standing on it.
[pause to let that visual dissipate]
Let me tell you why I hate this bloody nonsense with a passion.
I think you can see the problem, can’t you? The U.S. and the U.K. change their times on different dates, South Africa only uses one time (gawd knows how much they’d fuck up changing clocks and times… they operate on “African time” as it is), and as for Australia it’s even worse: some states observe DST while others choose not to.
As I am a man of advanced age, little brain and severe deficiency in patience, I think you’ll get where I’m going with this.
I’m always reminded of the classic exchange from Cheech & Chong:
“Hey, hippie… wanna buy a watch?”
“Uuuhhhhh… no, man; I’m not into time.”
Wish I could be that way.
I confess to being a tad parochial when I see headlines like this:
‘Oil price war,’ coronavirus could drive gas prices below $2 gallon
I’ve been paying around $1.85 for over a month — and below $2 since early January. As much as I hope the lower prices won’t blow the fracking industry up, I’m enjoying the benefits of a lower cost of business — so gawd knows how the trucking industry must feel about it.
I note, however, that the godless airline industry — ever quick to raise prices when the gas price spikes — have not yet reduced their fares. Pricks.
Obviously, that diversity thing is working out very well for the Danes. As it is for all the countries who are importing Third Worlders into their country, hoping (against all the evidence) that the Magic Dirt Theory will work this time. And when some of the locals in ScandiLand do wake up and smell the coffee, their governments’ response is all too predictable.
Every so often, even Nancy Pelosi is going to get one thing right (although not in the sense that the corrupt old Marxist bitch means it):
‘Civilization as We Know It Is at Stake’ in 2020 Election
Oh, we know that, Granny Guevara. On the one hand, we’ll have a free-market economy with an ever-dwindling government regulatory burden, a robust energy industry un-crippled by spurious ecological regulation, and an increase in manufacturing jobs as companies quit the ruinous globalization process. Still on that hand, we’ll have a stronger, more coherent foreign policy backed by a powerful military, containment of oppressive regimes and a lessening of danger from Islamist extremism. Yet more on that hand, we’ll have stronger border enforcement with implications that lessen crime, disease and extremist incursions and increase employment prospects for U.S. citizens. Even more on that hand, we will have a population that enjoys increased personal freedoms that include gun ownership, the right to choose our own medical care, and a smaller federal tax burden. All that is the “civilization as we know it”, which was the essence of the republic given to us by the Founding Fathers and our Constitution.
On the other hand: if you Commie cocksuckers come to power we’ll have none of the above, and our country will more closely resemble Cuba, Venezuela, and the old Soviet Union.
The choice we face in the 2020 elections could not be clearer.
Even I get sick of myself sometimes when it comes to banging on about the need for MOAR AMMO in yer ammo lockers.
“O but Kim”, you exclaim, “I’m pretty sure I have enough ammo! And anyway, it’s not like the godless Democrats like Obama are in control and threatening to limit ammo sales!”
And then, of course, one sees news items like this snippet (courtesy of Longtime Friend Sarah Hoyt):
As the Coronavirus (COVID-19) hits the US, it’s not just hand sanitizer and flu medications that are flying off the shelves. While Walmart and Target are running out of emergency essentials and “currently unavailable” is popping up on various Amazon searches, the rush to be prepared has also reached the ammunition industry.
Recent analysis shows that online ammunition retailer, Ammo.com, has seen a significant increase in conversions and sales since February 23, 2020. The company reports that this surge corresponds with the public concern regarding the COVID-19 virus.
Yeah… just because it isn’t hurricane season and the Socialists don’t control all three branches of government, that does not mean you should slacken in your efforts to keep yourself in fresh ammo at all times. The sudden need for ammo can come from any direction, as the above shows.
And as any fule kno, the absolute minimum ammo level is 20,000 rounds of .22 rimfire, and 500 rounds per gun of centerfire ammo, double that if it’s a semi-auto rifle like an AR, AK, Garand, FN-FAL, G3, M1 Carbine etc. (Note the “per-gun” level: if you own two AR-15s, for example, that’s not one thousand rounds but two thousand rounds of poodleshooter needed on the shelf.) As for your carry piece: that’s an absolute minimum of 200 rounds of self-defense ammo (usually ten boxes) and more than 1,000 rounds of practice ammo.
Lemme emphasize this, one more time: if the whole thing goes pear-shaped, your ammo is going to save your and your family’s lives a lot more handily than a box of anti-bacterial hand-wipes or a roll of toilet paper.