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Just popping over for a little of the old in-out, darling. [/Clockwork Orange]


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…which will make it a little difficult to manage the Commie louts in my preferred manner, but oh well.


…I was going to rant about filthy foreigners and their horrible dietary choices, but then I remembered things like refried beans, squid ink, black pudding and White Castle sliders.


…yup, keep in prodding the rattlesnake, Governor Witless.  And the media reaction:


…actually, the stormtroopers would be the state police agents that the governor is using to enforce her insane lockdown policy.


…so not much has changed, then.


…actually, we already hate you, you Communist motherfuckers.  Trump’s just reminding us why.


…and Harvard professor Bartholet uses incident as further reason for banning homeschooling.


…as the BritPolice’s fearless war on victimless crime continues.


…I guess it all depends on how you define “spiritual wellbeing”.

Which reminds me:  I need to stop off at Goody Goody later today for a case of Sipsmiths.

12 comments

  1. Oh I don’t know Kim, I think that flail tank would do a number on a Prius.

    1. Yeah, but you wouldn’t be able to hear the agonized screams of the occupants over the crunching of the glass and plastic. Not at all satisfying.

  2. “solo sex acts” on the highway sound victimless until you jerk the wheel instead of the other thing and cause an accident.

    “I need to stop off at Goody Goody” don’t forget your fake mask.

    1. What causes the accident is fumbling around for your cigarettes after you’re finished.

      1. Wouldn’t it be distracting to be “doing it” in a LHD car in a RHD country?

  3. Thought the M6 was a Toll Road, not a tug off road. Wouldn’t want him flinging his loose change towards my collection box anytime soon 🙂

    1. Well, you’re supposed to be wearing gloves during the “emergency”, aren’t you?

  4. Why I prefer AC-130’s. Equally able to properly discuss the merits of socialism with socialists whether they are marching or in cars.

  5. Where are the Democrat Socialists going to find enough Ladas and Trabants that still run so they can have their parade ??

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