After staring intently and scrutinizing with an intense scrute, my only comment is “wtf”?
“Usually the hoses mommy has in her mouth are shorter than that.”
Straight up white trash, God bless her. – Poached from Kenny at Knuckledraggin.
1) Teach your children well
2) Wish my arms were that long
“Daddy! Mommy’s drinking her special tea again!”
Did ya ever look at a woman and think, wow, if I were younger that would be a hell of a fun ride.
Mommy, is this why you keep saying I won’t even get into East BFE Community College?
Is Mommie refilling her brains or her boobs?
I got my plunger ready to pump her stomach.
And then, for no reason at all, the people elected Hitler.
Winner.
Little Midge — seen here holding her beloved breast-enlarger device — ponders the ‘anyplace will do’ potential on the runway-flat chest of a nearby chuffer.
After staring intently and scrutinizing with an intense scrute, my only comment is “wtf”?
“Usually the hoses mommy has in her mouth are shorter than that.”
Straight up white trash, God bless her. – Poached from Kenny at Knuckledraggin.
1) Teach your children well
2) Wish my arms were that long
“Daddy! Mommy’s drinking her special tea again!”
Did ya ever look at a woman and think, wow, if I were younger that would be a hell of a fun ride.
Mommy, is this why you keep saying I won’t even get into East BFE Community College?
Is Mommie refilling her brains or her boobs?
I got my plunger ready to pump her stomach.
And then, for no reason at all, the people elected Hitler.
Winner.
Little Midge — seen here holding her beloved breast-enlarger device — ponders the ‘anyplace will do’ potential on the runway-flat chest of a nearby chuffer.