So here we are, facing an actual Monday for the first time in months — a Monday where the work week begins and one has to go back to the office:
So, reverting to Mondays of yore, a little savage, non-lockdown sick humor:
…as if drinking a Budweiser wasn’t punishment enough.
And seeing as people are going to have to start flying again at some point:
Color me unconvinced. And finally:
Now off with you, and try to avoid punching your boss in the face on your first day back.
Kim, you’ve outdone yourself today. Keep your ammo dry and your gun pointed downtown.