Commentary that’s a lot shorter and even less sweet.
…I dunno; maybe it’s because we don’t like being lied to by a bunch of incompetent, power-hungry assholes? And speaking of which:
…I’d like to believe you, Dottore, but I have a policy of not believing anything Italian unless it contains “Ferrari” or “Maserati” in the sentence, and sometimes not even then.
…I’m generally not a fan of unions and strikes; but I can’t help thinking they have a legit grievance, here.
…Chinkvirus hates Jews AND Arabs? But wait:
…what: it’s raaayyyycisss too? No cure or vaccine needed: just cancel it! (No links because bullshit)
…and the rest think he’s in the LATE stages of dementia.
…just shows how out of touch he is. Nikes don’t need no shining, fool; they gets dirty, we jus’ take a brick an’ go get some more.
…well, that’s Minnesota fucked, then. And this just in:
…and next, all books will be banned from Minnesota schools because printing is White supremacist — who decided that all paper should be white, anyway? #GutenbergWasANazi
…but who was this thug who got all stabby?
…no doubt he was feeling left out because BLM and Pantifa were getting all the headlines.
…so what you’re saying, Fuckface, is that you and yours will launch a revolution against a legally-elected president? Challenge accepted.
…he’s dead, so he can’t defend himself, so nobody cares about some has-been tart’s ramblings. And for those Readers who don’t know who this washed-up whiner is, here’s what Cassidy saw, back in the day.
Now I’m not saying she asked for it, but I can understand a young man’s hormones going into lift-off.
Speaking of Sam Fox, you might like to watch Channel 4’s program on Page 3 girls. NSFW obviously.
https://www.channel4.com/programmes/page-three-the-naked-truth/on-demand/69930-001
’d like to believe you, Dottore, but I have a policy of not believing anything Italian unless it contains “Ferrari” or “Maserati” in the sentence, and sometimes not even then.”
Sure… Ferrari – Famous for explaining their failures to finish as “Electrical Problems”. Yes. when the remains of the Piston and Con Rod destroyed the ECU, it indeed caused electrical problems.
Uh, that was an F5000 (non-Ferrari) machine driven by some English Bloke if my memory serves me, and it was the con-rod sawing the the main electrical cable in two at the starter motor as it struggled to depart the block.
Or how a 2800cc engine is really a 3-liter engine.
Kim, your recently admitted infatuation of A.L.F.A., and Lancia, …. is that over?
Nah, I love ’em all, still. It’s just the cross I have to bear.
And so, foxy miss, when you put the goods on display, doesn’t the prospective customer have the right to window shop? Also didn’t your mother squeeze the melons in the supermarket to see if they were ripe? I rest my case.
Unfortunately David Cassidy was barking up the wrong tree there, considering the lady plays for the other side……
John Fuckface Kerry will know how much he and his co-conspirators have been cheating, and because he cannot conceive of a straight-up honest election, assumes that the other side cheated more then them.