Woman describes new Shotgun assisted birthing procedure.
Child support enforcement Oklahoma style
Y’all Antifa gonna take yer riots to the rural areas? Well fine, hurry it up, I gotta make a beer run when we’re done.
Antifa comin’? Well good, I need some fertilizer for mah ‘mater plants.
“Putting the baby down” takes on a new and threatening meaning for Miss Norma Jean. As in “Don’t make me put the baby down, hon.”
America The Beautiful.
Said without a trace of irony.
The morning after he asked to be weaned — a decision he would regret for all his days — avowed American ‘little Timmy’ shifted his interests to other ‘finer things in life’, seen here represented by a Remington 1100 gooser… and a mismatched pair of the finest pick-up trucks!
Blond and blue-eyed and good-natured, avowed American ‘little Timmy’ was quickly reaching his ‘boiling point’ with that Deep Swamp crowd… and his ancestors smiled!
And it’s Missy Lou’s Wedding Day in Gotebo, Oklahoma !
The Deep Swamp crowd looked to ‘little Timmy’ and his sis as last-minute — and more articulate, and certainly more palatable — replacements for their bumbling 2020 presidential candidates.
Y’all see Goober, tell him I got somethin’ for him.
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Shotgun child support reduced non-payers to a minimum.
During a break from her third tour of combat duty overseas, United States Marine Mary Elisabeth Collins invites some of the neighborhood kids over for a Saturday morning class on firearms handling… and the Deep Swamp crowd trembled in terror!
This here is next year’s Mother’s Day picture from Middle America.
Home after her third tour of combat duty overseas, United States Marine Mary Elisabeth Collins enjoys an encouraging moment with her community before she and a few thousand of her friends finally put an end to the Deep Swamp crowd!
Avowed American and United States Marine veteran Mary Elisabeth Collins casually balances her nephew and his favorite 12-gauge before the two join a few hundred thousand of their best friends in in a ‘mop-up action’ after ‘mostly-peaceful discussions’ with the Deep Swamp crowd!
And their ancestors smiled.
“Y’all gonna step up an’ be a father to yer young un, not some damn ‘baby daddy’.”
HMB – Hold my baby.
We’re not worried about the shotgun.
We’re worried that she’s decided to put flip-flops on.
Yep. Flip-flops are Satan’s work. If those were Holden trucks in the background, she could be Australian.
I think the shotgun precludes Australia.
While her pose had all the right elements to win the Southern Cliche portion of the Miss Condescending pageant, it was quickly pointed out that she wasn’t also barefoot. It was an oversight that cost Tiffany the crown.
Winona, a former skeet champion, shows the dangers of chambering a hot load.
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to shoot Mossbergs.
Shotgun weddings often end in shotgun divorces.
I agree with American the Beautiful.
Wussy LIberal: Why do you have a shotgun? Are you afraid of something?
Non-wussy mom: I’m not afraid of a damn thing. I’ve got a shotgun.
Woman describes new Shotgun assisted birthing procedure.
Child support enforcement Oklahoma style
Y’all Antifa gonna take yer riots to the rural areas? Well fine, hurry it up, I gotta make a beer run when we’re done.
Antifa comin’? Well good, I need some fertilizer for mah ‘mater plants.
“Putting the baby down” takes on a new and threatening meaning for Miss Norma Jean. As in “Don’t make me put the baby down, hon.”
America The Beautiful.
Said without a trace of irony.
The morning after he asked to be weaned — a decision he would regret for all his days — avowed American ‘little Timmy’ shifted his interests to other ‘finer things in life’, seen here represented by a Remington 1100 gooser… and a mismatched pair of the finest pick-up trucks!
Blond and blue-eyed and good-natured, avowed American ‘little Timmy’ was quickly reaching his ‘boiling point’ with that Deep Swamp crowd… and his ancestors smiled!
And it’s Missy Lou’s Wedding Day in Gotebo, Oklahoma !
The Deep Swamp crowd looked to ‘little Timmy’ and his sis as last-minute — and more articulate, and certainly more palatable — replacements for their bumbling 2020 presidential candidates.
Y’all see Goober, tell him I got somethin’ for him.
.
Shotgun child support reduced non-payers to a minimum.
During a break from her third tour of combat duty overseas, United States Marine Mary Elisabeth Collins invites some of the neighborhood kids over for a Saturday morning class on firearms handling… and the Deep Swamp crowd trembled in terror!
This here is next year’s Mother’s Day picture from Middle America.
Home after her third tour of combat duty overseas, United States Marine Mary Elisabeth Collins enjoys an encouraging moment with her community before she and a few thousand of her friends finally put an end to the Deep Swamp crowd!
Avowed American and United States Marine veteran Mary Elisabeth Collins casually balances her nephew and his favorite 12-gauge before the two join a few hundred thousand of their best friends in in a ‘mop-up action’ after ‘mostly-peaceful discussions’ with the Deep Swamp crowd!
And their ancestors smiled.
“Y’all gonna step up an’ be a father to yer young un, not some damn ‘baby daddy’.”
HMB – Hold my baby.
We’re not worried about the shotgun.
We’re worried that she’s decided to put flip-flops on.
Yep. Flip-flops are Satan’s work. If those were Holden trucks in the background, she could be Australian.
I think the shotgun precludes Australia.
While her pose had all the right elements to win the Southern Cliche portion of the Miss Condescending pageant, it was quickly pointed out that she wasn’t also barefoot. It was an oversight that cost Tiffany the crown.
Winona, a former skeet champion, shows the dangers of chambering a hot load.
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to shoot Mossbergs.
Shotgun weddings often end in shotgun divorces.
I agree with American the Beautiful.
Wussy LIberal: Why do you have a shotgun? Are you afraid of something?
Non-wussy mom: I’m not afraid of a damn thing. I’ve got a shotgun.
I think the shotgun precludes Australia.
Son of a gun.