Nothing like a good douche first thing in the morning !
Have you met my Scottish Cousin, Dirty McSquirty?
I just knew you were going to go there… and with some anti-Jock flavoring, for a bonus.
Y’all oughta come around after I’ve had some asparagus. Mmm- mm.
.
Sten,
You are one sick puppy.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, especially on this website.
Hey, hey – who’s the one posting pictures of pungent Judy? Gettin’ so a guy can’t tell a pomander from a pisspot. Sorry times.
.
Facebook survey reveals 47% of Miata owners also report owning an internet-connected bottom-washing appliance.
Statistical sampling is a lot like making sausage…
Thar she blows!
That reminds me of an old girlfriend. She was something else when she got excited….
Revealed! 5 top things found on every porn site that you can try at home!
Calvin soon found out why Tiffany insisted on having sex at his place and not hers.
Told her it would be her best orgasm ever!
Sheila just had to pee.
Finalist for “Cleanest Cooch in Texas”?
Pornhub is really going all in for the squirt phenomenon, ain’t they?
Holy shit! That’s one SERIOUS orgasm!
Ever the professional, but oblivious to the grim consequences of the drug-induced “cum shot” for her doomed partner, Penelope turned and smiled for the camera.
It was at just that moment that Billy realized how she came by the nickname “old faithful “.
As seen on televisionprogramming:
“As you won’t want to miss another thrilling episode of Fountains In Ponds In Parks as we join our lovely hostess Tiffany as she is in the midst of admiring another thrilling fountain in a pond in a park as our loyal Patreon subscribers discover her secret hidden inner secret about the thing about the thing!”
[As I got a good deal on my weekly supply of ‘as’, I need to work them in anyplace I can… as you probably noticed]
Well, I must admit that I’ve always been a strong supporter of feminine hygiene.
47 beers later…
Another gushing young thing
Nothing like a good douche first thing in the morning !
Have you met my Scottish Cousin, Dirty McSquirty?
I just knew you were going to go there… and with some anti-Jock flavoring, for a bonus.
Y’all oughta come around after I’ve had some asparagus. Mmm- mm.
.
Sten,
You are one sick puppy.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, especially on this website.
Hey, hey – who’s the one posting pictures of pungent Judy? Gettin’ so a guy can’t tell a pomander from a pisspot. Sorry times.
.
Facebook survey reveals 47% of Miata owners also report owning an internet-connected bottom-washing appliance.
Statistical sampling is a lot like making sausage…
Thar she blows!
That reminds me of an old girlfriend. She was something else when she got excited….
Revealed! 5 top things found on every porn site that you can try at home!
Calvin soon found out why Tiffany insisted on having sex at his place and not hers.
Told her it would be her best orgasm ever!
Sheila just had to pee.
Finalist for “Cleanest Cooch in Texas”?
Pornhub is really going all in for the squirt phenomenon, ain’t they?
Holy shit! That’s one SERIOUS orgasm!
Ever the professional, but oblivious to the grim consequences of the drug-induced “cum shot” for her doomed partner, Penelope turned and smiled for the camera.
It was at just that moment that Billy realized how she came by the nickname “old faithful “.
As seen on televisionprogramming:
“As you won’t want to miss another thrilling episode of Fountains In Ponds In Parks as we join our lovely hostess Tiffany as she is in the midst of admiring another thrilling fountain in a pond in a park as our loyal Patreon subscribers discover her secret hidden inner secret about the thing about the thing!”
[As I got a good deal on my weekly supply of ‘as’, I need to work them in anyplace I can… as you probably noticed]
Well, I must admit that I’ve always been a strong supporter of feminine hygiene.
So this makes me feel very pleased.
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