Everyone including Your Humble Narrator needs a break from the daily grind, especially given recent political events, and we can’t just fill our days with guns, Righteous Shootings and similar stuff. (Well, we can; but Man shall not live by guns alone — I read that somewhere, so it must be true.)
Accordingly, today is all about SEX. If you are at work, or at all prudish, you may want to skip the posts below because they will contain sex themes, raunchy stories and quite possibly nude women. Actually, there will definitely be nude women.
Enjoy.
A guy goes to the doctor. He’s freaked out because his genitalia have turned orange. After examining the affected area, the doctor tells his patient’s wife: “Stop eating Cheetos.”
It couldn’t be that. After the wedding the agreement to do that expires never to be renewed.
Patient’s wife? WTF? Way to fuck up a perfectly good joke, douchebag.
Wait… you mean he was sucking his OWN dick?
My apologies.
No, he was WANKING his own dick.
HE was the one eating Cheetos
Quite the Busby Berkeley effect. That’s Rule 34 for you. That’s either contemporaneous or before the Hays Committee.
Three, count ‘em, three classical references in one comment!
Thank you.
I am working from home today so the NSFW Nazis can kiss my euphemism.
Me, too. That’s gonna be a clock face.
There are still some NSFW standards. Just ask Jeffrey Toobin….