Oh look, it’s Monday again:
Time to thaw the ice with a few funnies.
From Mr. Free Market, about the UK – EU spat about Chinkvirus vaccines: 
And here’s an example (borrowed from Knuckledragger) where your guardian angel would definitely ask Pontius Pilate to hand over the basin:
No man should.
The lady (yeah, I know, but the site would lock up if I used all the required quotation marks around “lady”, so use your imagination) yelling at the cat was the most popular meme of 2019, but Epstein really hung in there.
RE: Lydia, the Tattooed Lady
Springtime! I find myself strangely attracted to the idea of stopping to smell the roses.
Not even with your dick, Murphy. Not even with your dick.
That first picture: I would try to figure out a way to keep most of those icicles on there. Seeing that thing coming, people *would* get out of your way.
I agree. Some things are definitely worth the effort in spite of there being severe practical disadvantages to them.
Ok, I guess I’m odd, but the young woman with the tats and the dog strikes me as a better bet than 90% of the tat-less teenybopper pinups that infest the ‘net. She looks like she might actually have an idea or three. They may be tripe, but even tripe is an improvement on meringue. I knew I had Early Onset Geezerhood when I was in my thirties, and working in a mall, and realized that my gut reaction to all the scantily clad teenybopper flesh on view was “ *sigh* But she’d want to TALK afterwards, and she has nothing upstairs but egg whites, sugar, and air pockets.”
I have never seen a woman with a tattoo that wouldn’t look better without it.