Seemed like deja vu to Betty Lou. Eight months prior it was Jim Bob the local HS football QB who stopped to help her when the darn car got stuck in the same mud hole.
She: Hit it!
He: I already did!
#MeToo
There has to be an easier way to induce labor, Olga thought.
Okay Sweetie, PUSH!
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown enlists the assistance of a productive member of society to ‘get in the groove’!
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown loudly proclaimed “I barely touched the throttle… it must be defective!”
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown noticed a ‘lightness’ in the steering… and instantly realized the warning labels failed to provide instructions for this inevitable circumstance!
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown was certainly going to give the manufacturer of the vehicle ‘a piece of her mind’ to admonish them about the lack of lack of four-wheel drive warning labels!
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown probably ought to avoid reversing into Caucasian wimmin-folk… but in her defense, the vehicle lacked warning labels about that sort of behavior!
Put some effort into it, you’re pushing for two!
Seen here on November 3rd, 2020:
* With her glimmering locks freshly re-coated with a freshly applied coating of Gorilla Glue, tessica brown heads to yet another polling place to cast another series of votes for Glorious Leader china joe, the next resident of TheWhiteHouse in the Imperial City (formerly District Of china)!
* Informed sources would not confirm the nature of her relationship with First Son hunter biden… but they bet it is a zinger!
* Following her exhaustive day of voting, tessica brown will be headed to secret consultations with Doctor jill biden about the possibility of marketing her recent discovery of a superb styling product, patent-pending!
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown enlisted the assistance of a productive member of society to help emplace the new bumper-sticker for all to see:
* “I adamantly deny rumors I am the illegitimate ‘love-child’ of an illicit relationship between Honorable Colleagues hank ‘capsize Guam’ johnson and maxine ‘moving boxes’ waters!”!
Apparently she can and can’t drive stick.
Looks like an Opel wagon, ’nuff said
“I’m two weeks late” she said.
“Go out and get some exercise” they said.
Seemed like deja vu to Betty Lou. Eight months prior it was Jim Bob the local HS football QB who stopped to help her when the darn car got stuck in the same mud hole.
She: Hit it!
He: I already did!
#MeToo
There has to be an easier way to induce labor, Olga thought.
Okay Sweetie, PUSH!
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown enlists the assistance of a productive member of society to ‘get in the groove’!
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown loudly proclaimed “I barely touched the throttle… it must be defective!”
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown noticed a ‘lightness’ in the steering… and instantly realized the warning labels failed to provide instructions for this inevitable circumstance!
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown was certainly going to give the manufacturer of the vehicle ‘a piece of her mind’ to admonish them about the lack of lack of four-wheel drive warning labels!
*****
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown probably ought to avoid reversing into Caucasian wimmin-folk… but in her defense, the vehicle lacked warning labels about that sort of behavior!
Put some effort into it, you’re pushing for two!
Seen here on November 3rd, 2020:
* With her glimmering locks freshly re-coated with a freshly applied coating of Gorilla Glue, tessica brown heads to yet another polling place to cast another series of votes for Glorious Leader china joe, the next resident of TheWhiteHouse in the Imperial City (formerly District Of china)!
* Informed sources would not confirm the nature of her relationship with First Son hunter biden… but they bet it is a zinger!
* Following her exhaustive day of voting, tessica brown will be headed to secret consultations with Doctor jill biden about the possibility of marketing her recent discovery of a superb styling product, patent-pending!
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown enlisted the assistance of a productive member of society to help emplace the new bumper-sticker for all to see:
* “I adamantly deny rumors I am the illegitimate ‘love-child’ of an illicit relationship between Honorable Colleagues hank ‘capsize Guam’ johnson and maxine ‘moving boxes’ waters!”!
With her glimmering locks freshly coated in Gorilla Glue, tessica brown received misogynoir, the bigoted bigotry by bigots about StrongIndependent© Black© WomenOfColor©… and hardly any of the misogynoir was mentioned on the vehicle warning labels… which is, if you think about it, the heighth of misogynoir!
One week before her due date, Tammy took her family to the exact place her baby was conceived. Awkwardness ensued when she assumed the exact position.
And here’s another mess I got to get you out of.
Although his mom would tell him the story time after time, he never could reconcile himself to the name Mudroch.
.