Meghan –
“My Oprah interview starts in 5 minutes, and my shoes don’t match my outfit. For fuck’s sake, Harry, get your ass over here right now with some shoe dye!”
“Einhorn is Finkle!? Oh my GOD!!”
With her telephone licking nearing an orgasmic conclusion, Imogene clutched the pole for moral support!
*****
Fortunately, this time, Imogene remembered to wait until after her telephone licking to munch a few crayons… removing those unsightly deposits can be so time-consuming!
*****
Although a nice round of telephone licking can really ‘fire her rockets’, Imogene can usually find a handy pole to ‘ground’ her ethereal cosmic energies!
*****
Seen here hiding behind a convenient pole to mask her odd tendencies, Imogene surreptitiously indulges in her telephone slurpings!
*****
Imogene poses for a portrait in her new calendar series ‘Still Life While Telephone Licking’!
*****
Imogene.
Telephone licking.
I guess that about says it al!
After Princess Imogene, Duchess of Samsung-on-Avon, gives an altogether unrehearsed chat with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey, both fans and detractors decry the moment… many terming it ‘phoned-in’!
*****
During an altogether unrehearsed chat with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey, Princess Imogene Duchess of LG and the Scot Lowlands scolds “…that other queen…” for the yucky royal choice of haberdashery!
*****
Princess Imogene, Duchess of iPhone and patron-saint to Welsh mens choirs, casually (altogether unrehearsed…) chats with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey about such essential necessities as chosing the proper pole during a downtown romp with ‘the little people’!
*****
As her husband what’s-his-name silently watches, Princess Imogene MBE OMFG KRT*, Duchess of Blackberry, casually (altogether unrehearsed…) chats with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey about the evils of loose clothing and the benefits of feminine ‘outlining’!
.
footnotes:
* ‘Knightress of the Round Table’, a somewhat unbeknownst and rarely-bestowed whilst much-requested title amongst those inclined to add ‘st’ to perfectly good words.
I had to run to the store, the dog hasn’t been fed and I’m out of peanut butter.
Top shelf train smash princess if I have ever seen one and I spent a good part of the 80’s in London (pre stan).
He ran around the corner wearing my dress….
Yes Officer, I’m calling to report a stolen camel. Oh, wait…..
It’s after 6pm, they’re still out here and LOOKING AT ME!!
“Burkha! I said burkha. Someone stole my burkha.”
Sarah had once more forgotten to put in her contacts before leaving home.
Shel Silverstein wrote it, Bobby Bare sang it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3cCWMdSIGs
just another day in Cardiff
My first thought was Wales as well.
“Dude, it’s the same in the back!”
Meghan –
“My Oprah interview starts in 5 minutes, and my shoes don’t match my outfit. For fuck’s sake, Harry, get your ass over here right now with some shoe dye!”
“Einhorn is Finkle!? Oh my GOD!!”
With her telephone licking nearing an orgasmic conclusion, Imogene clutched the pole for moral support!
*****
Fortunately, this time, Imogene remembered to wait until after her telephone licking to munch a few crayons… removing those unsightly deposits can be so time-consuming!
*****
Although a nice round of telephone licking can really ‘fire her rockets’, Imogene can usually find a handy pole to ‘ground’ her ethereal cosmic energies!
*****
Seen here hiding behind a convenient pole to mask her odd tendencies, Imogene surreptitiously indulges in her telephone slurpings!
*****
Imogene poses for a portrait in her new calendar series ‘Still Life While Telephone Licking’!
*****
Imogene.
Telephone licking.
I guess that about says it al!
After Princess Imogene, Duchess of Samsung-on-Avon, gives an altogether unrehearsed chat with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey, both fans and detractors decry the moment… many terming it ‘phoned-in’!
*****
During an altogether unrehearsed chat with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey, Princess Imogene Duchess of LG and the Scot Lowlands scolds “…that other queen…” for the yucky royal choice of haberdashery!
*****
Princess Imogene, Duchess of iPhone and patron-saint to Welsh mens choirs, casually (altogether unrehearsed…) chats with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey about such essential necessities as chosing the proper pole during a downtown romp with ‘the little people’!
*****
As her husband what’s-his-name silently watches, Princess Imogene MBE OMFG KRT*, Duchess of Blackberry, casually (altogether unrehearsed…) chats with ‘queen of daytime interviews’ Oprah Winfrey about the evils of loose clothing and the benefits of feminine ‘outlining’!
.
footnotes:
* ‘Knightress of the Round Table’, a somewhat unbeknownst and rarely-bestowed whilst much-requested title amongst those inclined to add ‘st’ to perfectly good words.
I had to run to the store, the dog hasn’t been fed and I’m out of peanut butter.
Top shelf train smash princess if I have ever seen one and I spent a good part of the 80’s in London (pre stan).