From the first moment I saw her I just knew my new baby sitter would be fun !
“You couldn’t HANDLE balls deep!”
/John Holmes
“Not even with Kim’s dick and Mr. Free Market pushing!”
Hey!
There are no ugly women at closing time.
Unfortunately, closing time is not depicted in this picture
Yes there are. Visit any bar near the main gate of any military base after 11:00 p.m.
sounds like your deployment wasn’t long enough
Back in the day, the fleet sailors I knew considered this important question: “Would their underwear fit over a 27″ TV set?”
and, the final quality indicator….
Nobody over 245 until after 2:45
Hmmmm….there’s something about that woman(?), that shirt and that kid that just don’t go together….
Mary Kay recruiting new students for her “honors” program.
Careful! In today’s world you don’t know if that shirt is an invitation or an offer.
You are a sick, sick man. Unfortunately, you’re also quite correct.
If I were a carpenter and you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway would you have my baby
If you were a carpenter and I were a lady
I’d marry you.
Or maybe not
Yes there are. Visit any bar near the main gate of any military base after 11:00 p.m.
Uncle Glen was an ex Navy Seal but had obviously undergone some changes. Gee he wanted me to call him Aunt Glenda for some reason.
She is giving off some kind of racist, or gang sign with her right hand. Could mean anything including she is mean.
Pictured: Jack Deep and his grandmother watch as brother Balls goes for the high score on whack-a-mole.
Man, this Covid-19 shutdown has been rough on Drew Barrymore and Macaulay Culkin.
Along with Drag Queen Story Hour, the Town Library is pleased to announce Butch Dyke Story Hour!
“Mommy, this is my new homeroom teacher, Mrs. Jackson.”
“…Mister Jackson.”
That’s just sick. But not impossible.
Little Akmed is so proud of his new fez!
*****
Slowly realizing his new birthday fez is the worst hat in the known universe (outside of most military headgear, that is…) little Akmed wishes he asked for socks instead!
*****
Seen here wondering if he could dye his new birthday fez to ‘work with’ the rest of his extensive ‘cultural’ wardrobe, little Akmed employs some of his ‘charm’ on a convenient female admirer!
Will he be successful?
Tune in next week for new news!
*****
After wearing his new birthday fez for a grand total of two seconds (the amount of time required for this portrait with aunt Akmedia), little Akmed politely set it aside to play with the box instead!
From the first moment I saw her I just knew my new baby sitter would be fun !
“You couldn’t HANDLE balls deep!”
/John Holmes
“Not even with Kim’s dick and Mr. Free Market pushing!”
Hey!
There are no ugly women at closing time.
Unfortunately, closing time is not depicted in this picture
Yes there are. Visit any bar near the main gate of any military base after 11:00 p.m.
sounds like your deployment wasn’t long enough
Back in the day, the fleet sailors I knew considered this important question: “Would their underwear fit over a 27″ TV set?”
and, the final quality indicator….
Nobody over 245 until after 2:45
Hmmmm….there’s something about that woman(?), that shirt and that kid that just don’t go together….
Mary Kay recruiting new students for her “honors” program.
Careful! In today’s world you don’t know if that shirt is an invitation or an offer.
You are a sick, sick man. Unfortunately, you’re also quite correct.
If I were a carpenter and you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway would you have my baby
If you were a carpenter and I were a lady
I’d marry you.
Or maybe not
Yes there are. Visit any bar near the main gate of any military base after 11:00 p.m.
Uncle Glen was an ex Navy Seal but had obviously undergone some changes. Gee he wanted me to call him Aunt Glenda for some reason.
She is giving off some kind of racist, or gang sign with her right hand. Could mean anything including she is mean.
Pictured: Jack Deep and his grandmother watch as brother Balls goes for the high score on whack-a-mole.
Man, this Covid-19 shutdown has been rough on Drew Barrymore and Macaulay Culkin.
Along with Drag Queen Story Hour, the Town Library is pleased to announce Butch Dyke Story Hour!
“Mommy, this is my new homeroom teacher, Mrs. Jackson.”
“…Mister Jackson.”
That’s just sick. But not impossible.
Little Akmed is so proud of his new fez!
*****
Slowly realizing his new birthday fez is the worst hat in the known universe (outside of most military headgear, that is…) little Akmed wishes he asked for socks instead!
*****
Seen here wondering if he could dye his new birthday fez to ‘work with’ the rest of his extensive ‘cultural’ wardrobe, little Akmed employs some of his ‘charm’ on a convenient female admirer!
Will he be successful?
Tune in next week for new news!
*****
After wearing his new birthday fez for a grand total of two seconds (the amount of time required for this portrait with aunt Akmedia), little Akmed politely set it aside to play with the box instead!
…set it aside to play with the box instead
And gawd help him if he played with THAT box…
Oh, wait.