Cop 1: “It’s my turn to frisk the perp”
Cop 2: “No, it’s my turn!”
A scene from Georgia Floyd the movie.
Just another example of the Male White Authoritarian Patriarchy oppressing Womyn.
At the trial of the two police officers, the last words of the young lady became famous…”I can’t fart”.
A still of the opening scene from the new movie, “Cops and Rubbers, a Tail of the Streets.”
You hold the flashlight, I’m going for the cavity search!!
“You’re under arrest under Section 10.4(b): Failure To Wear Panties Inside City Limits.”
But doesn’t Section 10.4(c) exempt women under 30 with Body Mass Indexes under 23?
“Are we posting this on PornHub or OnlyFans?”
“Both!”
Thinks, “Must keep knees clean.”
“I can’t breathe!”
“I can’t breed!”
Winner.
Check the ID! If this is Kaitland, you’re frisking her…
Photo: A still from the Pilot of Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom”, the scene where a young Marlon Perkins and his trusty sidekick “Jim”, bag a specimen of the Fender Lizard in it’s natural habitat, the parking lot at Shipley’s Donuts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Ze’s got a funny bulge in Zer skirt
Community College acting classes are more fun than you might think.
Just another day on the job for the Fashion Police.
“Okay,” she thought, “maybe they really aren’t just here for the bachelorette party…”
“Somedays, the job is its own reward”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Movie.
Got this bitch for no mask!
Seen here on the left, detail-oriented rookie mall-cop Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould holds his new (a gift from his gran after he successfully graduated Mall-Cop Academy (fifth in a class of eight!) on only his second try…) deluxe nickel-plated M&P Electro-Blaster Pro Tactical Defender Assault flash-light with optional compass (“Delta-Force approved and ‘0-dark thirty’ mission-capable”) as he thoroughly investigates the ear of the suspected detainee for potential contraband!
Although the suspected detainee appears to be temporarily ‘complying’, rookie mall-cop Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould remains ‘at the ready’ in case the situation turns deadly… always a possibility in the high-stakes mall protection profession!
*****
In this promotional still from the video series ‘Holding Your New M&P Electro Blaster Pro So You Don’t Look Like A Complete Idjit’, recent Mall-Cop Academy grad Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould participates in restraining a suspected detainee!
Seen here on the left, recent Mall-Cop Academy grad Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould is already carefully composing his After Action Report to emphasize his participation in restraining a suspected detainee at the mall… and hopefully finally earning his highly-coveted shoulder-patch!
*****
Seen here in his ‘undercover’ attire to gain the trust of potential suspected detainees, recent Mall-Cop Academy grad Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould noticeably lacks the shoulder-patch of his fully-uniformed cow-orker!
Cop 1: “It’s my turn to frisk the perp”
Cop 2: “No, it’s my turn!”
A scene from Georgia Floyd the movie.
Just another example of the Male White Authoritarian Patriarchy oppressing Womyn.
At the trial of the two police officers, the last words of the young lady became famous…”I can’t fart”.
A still of the opening scene from the new movie, “Cops and Rubbers, a Tail of the Streets.”
You hold the flashlight, I’m going for the cavity search!!
“You’re under arrest under Section 10.4(b): Failure To Wear Panties Inside City Limits.”
But doesn’t Section 10.4(c) exempt women under 30 with Body Mass Indexes under 23?
“Are we posting this on PornHub or OnlyFans?”
“Both!”
Thinks, “Must keep knees clean.”
“I can’t breathe!”
“I can’t breed!”
Winner.
Check the ID! If this is Kaitland, you’re frisking her…
Photo: A still from the Pilot of Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom”, the scene where a young Marlon Perkins and his trusty sidekick “Jim”, bag a specimen of the Fender Lizard in it’s natural habitat, the parking lot at Shipley’s Donuts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Ze’s got a funny bulge in Zer skirt
Community College acting classes are more fun than you might think.
Just another day on the job for the Fashion Police.
“Okay,” she thought, “maybe they really aren’t just here for the bachelorette party…”
“Somedays, the job is its own reward”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Movie.
Got this bitch for no mask!
Seen here on the left, detail-oriented rookie mall-cop Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould holds his new (a gift from his gran after he successfully graduated Mall-Cop Academy (fifth in a class of eight!) on only his second try…) deluxe nickel-plated M&P Electro-Blaster Pro Tactical Defender Assault flash-light with optional compass (“Delta-Force approved and ‘0-dark thirty’ mission-capable”) as he thoroughly investigates the ear of the suspected detainee for potential contraband!
*****
Using TrainingManual©-approved compliance techniques he learned at Mall-Cop Academy, rookie mall-cop Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould enthusiastically participates in restraining a suspected detainee!
*****
Although the suspected detainee appears to be temporarily ‘complying’, rookie mall-cop Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould remains ‘at the ready’ in case the situation turns deadly… always a possibility in the high-stakes mall protection profession!
*****
In this promotional still from the video series ‘Holding Your New M&P Electro Blaster Pro So You Don’t Look Like A Complete Idjit’, recent Mall-Cop Academy grad Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould participates in restraining a suspected detainee!
Seen here on the left, recent Mall-Cop Academy grad Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould is already carefully composing his After Action Report to emphasize his participation in restraining a suspected detainee at the mall… and hopefully finally earning his highly-coveted shoulder-patch!
*****
Seen here in his ‘undercover’ attire to gain the trust of potential suspected detainees, recent Mall-Cop Academy grad Irv ‘Irvy Gold’ Gould noticeably lacks the shoulder-patch of his fully-uniformed cow-orker!