Caption Competition #172 April 9, 2021 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Complete the last sentence… in Comments.
“…your sister.”
Or “…my sister.” if you want to increase the creepiness factor.
Great Minds Think Alike
Uncle Ernie
“Father O’Connell.”
Grandad
Lena Dunham.
(if we’re going to get all creepy)
“Stop, you sound like carpeted bathrooms!”
“My parents”
Obvious, but still the best fit.