The news is a little old today, but then so am I.
…key word: “Italian”.
…that’s the Arabs for you: always late to the party.
…hasn’t this turd’s expiration date come and gone yet?
…next up: Benedict Cumberbatch is auditioning for the character of Kunta Kinte in the remake of Roots. Because diversity.
…but wait; that’s not the best part of the story:
Brown said he filed a report with the Atlanta Police Department.
…and a memorial service for Irony will be held tomorrow. And the real news:
Atlanta Cops Are Still Laughing Themselves Silly.
...simple solution: tell people when they make their reservations that you’ll be holding them for 10 minutes and not a second longer. Then issue your hostesses with stopwatches.
…and another growth industry comes to Texas. That said, I’ll believe it when I can go into Guns ‘R’ Us and buy one over the counter without filling in any paperwork.
And now for INSIGNIFICA (and pretty horrible they are, too):
And speaking of horrible:
…no link; you think I want to lose ALL my Readers?
…the only way I would be interested in this would be if the nanny had been caught giving the Royal Ginger a BJ.
Speaking of gingers:
…here’s her knee before the boo-boo:
Now go to work. Only three more days to Friday.
The Texas law is worthless; when the feds prosecute you for not going through the Class III steps to buy a suppressor, and you trot out the Texas law as a defense, the judge will laugh and roll his eyes as he sentences you to federal prison.
Unless you can demonstrate that every molecule of the materials were mined, processed, assembled, etc. in Texas; that every worker, at every stage of that process was born in Texas and never left the state; that the tools and machinery used to mine, process, produce, etc. the materials, advertising, distribution etc. were all made in Texas, with the same limitations as to workers as above, – – well unless all of that (and probably more) can be demonstrated, the item is subject to federal regulation as participating in Interstate Commerce. And thus the poor sucker who tries this defense will be subject to pound-you-in-the-*** federal prison.
This law is worse than public relations; it’s an invitation to commit a federal felony, and some poor sucker will find himself looking at a federal conviction and wondering why, since, well, “Texas said it’s ok!” Ask a certain Shane Cox and Jeremy Kettler, who are now federal felons, for relying in Kansas’ version of the same silliness.
And, yes, I am a lawyer, so I have some idea of which I speak.
https://concealednation.org/2019/03/understanding-the-supremacy-clause-why-federal-nullification-laws-could-land-you-in-prison/
“…..every molecule of the materials were mined, processed, assembled, etc. in Texas; that every worker, at every stage of that process was born in Texas and never left the state; that the tools and machinery used to mine, process, produce, etc. the materials, advertising, distribution etc. were all made in Texas, with the same limitations as to workers as above, …”
Wickard v Filburn made all that irrelevant; they were his cows, his land, his seed, his plows, his wheat and SCOTUS still told him to go fuck himself. That forever let Big Guv into every nook and cranny of our lives. Prolly the worst SCOTUS decision against personal liberty in US history.
I’m not a lawyer, just a pissed off old man.
Indeed.
> tell people when they make their reservations that you’ll be holding them
> for 10 minutes and not a second longer.
Nah. Require a credit card to hold the reservation. Then charge 5 dollars a minute for up to 15 minutes.
THEN give the reservation away.
I can relate to the Fart Attack.
I did the old Dutch Oven to my ex while she was asleep.
She woke up and promptly raced to the loo to sell the Buick.
Didn’t get laid for a week!