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  1. Hey dere… you had a couple two three beers, dincha? Ya, dose tings will sneak up on ya, you betcha!

  2. “You OK? The St. Bernard couldn’t make it, and I used up all my Aquavit.”

  3. You actually believed those computer-enhanced SUV ads on TV? 70 mph on ice? Bwaaa haa haa!

  4. Cindolph, the blue-nose sister of Rudolf, offers her gravity-defying expertise to a motorist with, shall we say, significantly less experience in the flying arts!

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    Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer often came home from school in tears because the other kids ridiculed her Whiteness!

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    Head down to intently follow the trail of breadcrumbs, Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer inadvertently encountered an obstacle!

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    A rebel to the core, Cindolph the blue-nose Heritage Reindeer wept at the remains of civilization after those nincompoop BOLSHEVICS were done progressing it!

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    Although not traditionally religious in a strict definition, White being in a White land… Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer relished her magnificent White place in White eternity!

    1. Doing her ‘Reindeer Dundee’ impersonation in an Oztrya accent, Cindolph wise-cracked:
      * “You call that a horn? Nah… these are horns!”

  5. Doing her ‘Reindeer Dundee’ impersonation in an Oztrya accent, Cindolph cracked:
    * “You call that a horn? Nah… these are horns!”

  6. I suggest you invest in a set of snow tires. I recommend Michelin X-Ice Snow 175/65-15 or 195/55-16. Will run you about $118 each on Tire Rack.

  7. Mike thought he knew the odds before he left. The icy roads, the winds, the bitter cold. But no one warned him of the predatory caribou.

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