Excuse me. NOW, may I speak with you about your car’s extended warranty?
Winner.
Pardon me; would you have any Grey Poupon?
Nick? Nick, you okay?
.
Nick? Nick, you okay? Tol’ ya them goddam things ain’t safe…
..
Better call Rudolph!
Sorry folks, road’s closed. Moose out front should have told ya.
I just laughed so hard at this, and I can’t even explain why….
Runner-up.
When Santa traded in his sleigh the reindeer were not amused.
Reindeer games, motherf***er!
Nick? Nick, you okay? Tol’ ya them goddam things ain’t safe…
.
The buck’s got your back.
Hey dere… you had a couple two three beers, dincha? Ya, dose tings will sneak up on ya, you betcha!
Trading reindeer power for horsepower proved to be a dismal failure.
(DeplorableFloridaMikey) You guys need a lift with some deplorable transportation?
It’s a good thing we had the Antlers of Life handy to open the door!
Told ya so. But you had to f*** around, and you found out.
“You OK? The St. Bernard couldn’t make it, and I used up all my Aquavit.”
You actually believed those computer-enhanced SUV ads on TV? 70 mph on ice? Bwaaa haa haa!
Cindolph, the blue-nose sister of Rudolf, offers her gravity-defying expertise to a motorist with, shall we say, significantly less experience in the flying arts!
*****
Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer often came home from school in tears because the other kids ridiculed her Whiteness!
*****
Head down to intently follow the trail of breadcrumbs, Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer inadvertently encountered an obstacle!
*****
A rebel to the core, Cindolph the blue-nose Heritage Reindeer wept at the remains of civilization after those nincompoop BOLSHEVICS were done progressing it!
*****
Although not traditionally religious in a strict definition, White being in a White land… Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer relished her magnificent White place in White eternity!
Doing her ‘Reindeer Dundee’ impersonation in an Oztrya accent, Cindolph wise-cracked:
* “You call that a horn? Nah… these are horns!”
Doing her ‘Reindeer Dundee’ impersonation in an Oztrya accent, Cindolph cracked:
* “You call that a horn? Nah… these are horns!”
I suggest you invest in a set of snow tires. I recommend Michelin X-Ice Snow 175/65-15 or 195/55-16. Will run you about $118 each on Tire Rack.
Mike thought he knew the odds before he left. The icy roads, the winds, the bitter cold. But no one warned him of the predatory caribou.
Excuse me. NOW, may I speak with you about your car’s extended warranty?
Winner.
Pardon me; would you have any Grey Poupon?
Nick? Nick, you okay?
.
Nick? Nick, you okay? Tol’ ya them goddam things ain’t safe…
..
Better call Rudolph!
Sorry folks, road’s closed. Moose out front should have told ya.
I just laughed so hard at this, and I can’t even explain why….
Runner-up.
When Santa traded in his sleigh the reindeer were not amused.
Reindeer games, motherf***er!
Nick? Nick, you okay? Tol’ ya them goddam things ain’t safe…
.
The buck’s got your back.
Hey dere… you had a couple two three beers, dincha? Ya, dose tings will sneak up on ya, you betcha!
Trading reindeer power for horsepower proved to be a dismal failure.
(DeplorableFloridaMikey) You guys need a lift with some deplorable transportation?
It’s a good thing we had the Antlers of Life handy to open the door!
Told ya so. But you had to f*** around, and you found out.
“You OK? The St. Bernard couldn’t make it, and I used up all my Aquavit.”
You actually believed those computer-enhanced SUV ads on TV? 70 mph on ice? Bwaaa haa haa!
Cindolph, the blue-nose sister of Rudolf, offers her gravity-defying expertise to a motorist with, shall we say, significantly less experience in the flying arts!
*****
Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer often came home from school in tears because the other kids ridiculed her Whiteness!
*****
Head down to intently follow the trail of breadcrumbs, Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer inadvertently encountered an obstacle!
*****
A rebel to the core, Cindolph the blue-nose Heritage Reindeer wept at the remains of civilization after those nincompoop BOLSHEVICS were done progressing it!
*****
Although not traditionally religious in a strict definition, White being in a White land… Cindolph the blue-nose reindeer relished her magnificent White place in White eternity!
Doing her ‘Reindeer Dundee’ impersonation in an Oztrya accent, Cindolph wise-cracked:
* “You call that a horn? Nah… these are horns!”
Doing her ‘Reindeer Dundee’ impersonation in an Oztrya accent, Cindolph cracked:
* “You call that a horn? Nah… these are horns!”
I suggest you invest in a set of snow tires. I recommend Michelin X-Ice Snow 175/65-15 or 195/55-16. Will run you about $118 each on Tire Rack.
Mike thought he knew the odds before he left. The icy roads, the winds, the bitter cold. But no one warned him of the predatory caribou.