You may all be wondering what happened to the Monday Funnies today.
Simple answer: it’s all the Brits’ fault.
Yesterday saw both the final round of the Open Championship at Royal St. George and the British F1 Grand Prix at Silverstone, so I was in a sports coma and couldn’t put together the usual collection of smutty cartoons, memes and scantily-clad women.
I shall endeavor to provide a replacement for tomorrow, although I should point out that Combat Controller is in town with many guns (as always), and some range time will no doubt feature in today’s schedule.
So I make no promises.
Still, to provide at least a token offering, here’s a collection saved in my files simply as “Blanca Suarez”:
I have no idea who she is, but that’s about par for the course (if you’ll excuse the analogy).
I didn’t watch the golf but I did watch F1. Great race, wasn’t it?
And Blanca is delicious.
Q, didn’t you break some Scottish law by not watching the Open, or is that just when it’s played north of the Tweed?
And yes, the race was brilliant.
Master criminal, that’s me!
Blanca: Nice superstructure, and proper underpinnings.