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  1. With frequent ‘reboundings’ an almost-certainty during certain manoeuvres, Brittany always remembers to wear her teeth-guard!
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    Brittany (the one with the ever-present teeth-guard) shows her [edited — ‘best move’] to ‘wow’ those heavy tippers!
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    As her teeth-guard proves, Brittany is a ‘long-time’ thinker-aheader!
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    Nearing the ‘peek’ [lol!] of her career as a perfessioneral teeth-guard spokes-model, Brittany hopes to ‘lateral’ to a management ‘position’!
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    Her hideously deformed cranium limited her progression ‘up the ranks’ in the highly-competitive teeth-guard spokes-model field, so Brittany was forced to ‘flaunt’ her other ‘charms’ just to ‘get ahead’!
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    Arriving at work that morning, Brittany never expected a traditional manoeuvre would pull a hamstring, a thigh-string, and a carefully-concealed harpoon string, proving once again the axiom ‘you never know’!

  2. The ‘M’ in ‘CMU’ is larger than the other letters, which implies this is a monogram for the letters ‘CUM’. So I suppose she’s just advertising?

  3. I have no caption, but I am awestruck by her confidence in those panties as well as the level of personal grooming required to perform that maneuver. Central Michigan … Go Chippewas.

  4. That is truly amazing, Dr. Hubble. There IS something on either side of the event horizon!

  5. Pretty sure she is imagining kicking her cheating boyfriend in the balls so hard that he goes into orbit.

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