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  1. As his wife came home early from shopping, Fred had some regrets in choosing the the “Big Ass Betty” model at the sex bot shop.

    1. Madonna’s “good side” has been seen and used so often I’m willing to bet that it looks like a mine went off in a deli case.

      JQ

  2. “… and just like that, the monster under my bed had figured out how to trap and torment me for the next 18 years.”

  3. [staring at shoes]
    “Do they charge extra for that size!”
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    Pro Hint:
    Next time a leg breaks off the chesterfield, be explicit in your instructions to the furniture repair shop!
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    Disclaimer:
    Rated ‘P for provocative’ by the Furniture Review Board, this ‘Helpful Hints’ furniture repair video contains scenes of a ‘modern art’ nature!
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    With only moments to spare before guests arrive for the big dinner party, Brittanee-Kimber ‘hacks’ a good-enough fix for the busted chesterfield!
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    During a refreshing morning of ‘consensual’ adult activities involving a certain ‘restraint’ apparatus, the lovely — and talented — Brittanee-Kimber ‘assumes’ the position to receive her disciplines!

  4. Mom found what little Jimmy was hiding under his bed.

    Dad says, “Jimmy, if you don’t stop doing that you’ll go blind.”
    Jimmy says, “Dad, I’m over here.”

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