[staring at shoes]
“Do they charge extra for that size!”
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*****
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Pro Hint:
Next time a leg breaks off the chesterfield, be explicit in your instructions to the furniture repair shop!
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*****
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Disclaimer:
Rated ‘P for provocative’ by the Furniture Review Board, this ‘Helpful Hints’ furniture repair video contains scenes of a ‘modern art’ nature!
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*****
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With only moments to spare before guests arrive for the big dinner party, Brittanee-Kimber ‘hacks’ a good-enough fix for the busted chesterfield!
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*****
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During a refreshing morning of ‘consensual’ adult activities involving a certain ‘restraint’ apparatus, the lovely — and talented — Brittanee-Kimber ‘assumes’ the position to receive her disciplines!
Bike rack
As long as you don’t mind a little tyre disintegration.
“nope, my dignity isn’t under here either! I tell you, it’s gone!”
When blondes play hide and seek.
I like it. LOL
Mom found what little Jimmy was hiding under his bed.
Dad says, “Jimmy, if you don’t stop doing that you’ll go blind.”
Jimmy says, “Dad, I’m over here.”
After an evening out drinking, Maggie spent the rest of night filling the chamber pot.
Honey, I’m home!!!
As his wife came home early from shopping, Fred had some regrets in choosing the the “Big Ass Betty” model at the sex bot shop.
1) the monster under the bed turned out to be… Madonna.
2) Madonna’s good side.
Madonna’s “good side” has been seen and used so often I’m willing to bet that it looks like a mine went off in a deli case.
JQ
No man should.
“… and just like that, the monster under my bed had figured out how to trap and torment me for the next 18 years.”
“Mom?”
Successful (barely) Kevlar panty hose penetration test.
[staring at shoes]
“Do they charge extra for that size!”
.
*****
.
Pro Hint:
Next time a leg breaks off the chesterfield, be explicit in your instructions to the furniture repair shop!
.
*****
.
Disclaimer:
Rated ‘P for provocative’ by the Furniture Review Board, this ‘Helpful Hints’ furniture repair video contains scenes of a ‘modern art’ nature!
.
*****
.
With only moments to spare before guests arrive for the big dinner party, Brittanee-Kimber ‘hacks’ a good-enough fix for the busted chesterfield!
.
*****
.
During a refreshing morning of ‘consensual’ adult activities involving a certain ‘restraint’ apparatus, the lovely — and talented — Brittanee-Kimber ‘assumes’ the position to receive her disciplines!
Bike rack
As long as you don’t mind a little tyre disintegration.
“nope, my dignity isn’t under here either! I tell you, it’s gone!”
When blondes play hide and seek.
I like it. LOL
Mom found what little Jimmy was hiding under his bed.
Dad says, “Jimmy, if you don’t stop doing that you’ll go blind.”
Jimmy says, “Dad, I’m over here.”