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  1. Brittany’s attempt to get free gas was off to a weak start when she realized that the Shell station staff was entirely female. And probably lesbian.

  2. We’ve gone from “Gas, Grass or Ass. Nobody rides for free” to “Gas, Grass or Ass. Pick two out of three.”

  3. Be honest. Is there really ANY comment necessary here, besides, maybe, a heartfelt “THANK YOU, Darlin’.”

  4. Sheriff with sense of humor issues warnings to blonde gas station patron for “selling crack”, improper use of flashers, and “trespASS”.

  5. Renown in several record books as possessing the tiniest tootsies of any professional fueler, Franceen (‘Ceen’ to her legions of loyal followers) pumps another ‘full one’!

  6. Just shy of her forty-eighth birthday (and ‘yes’ the camera adds pounds, and the tonnage adds decades) professional fueler Franceen (‘Ceen’ to her legions of adoring followers) ‘pumps’ another satisfied customer!
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    Perpetually ‘stalked’ by her loyal legions of fervent followers, local landmarks (‘lol’) Franceen ‘catches a breeze’ during a tantalizing fueling stop… her third this hour!
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    Doing her darnedest to ‘pump’ the failing national economy — and her flobbering followers far-n-wide — Franceen enjoys an impromptu afternoon tootle ’round town!
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    Taking a ‘cue’ from such popular hits as Americans Has Got Talent and its spin-off Brits Has Got Talent, social-media butterfly Franceen is using a toll-charge telephone number for her ‘followers’ to vote on the appropriate ‘venue’ to advertise the trendy ‘LGB’ slogan.
    Which direction are you leaning… East or West?

  7. When I was a young’un I used to “pump premium” too, just can’t afford it nowadays.

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