Had 3 cans of beans last night… Gonna fill this new fangled NATURAL GAS car up.
Too bad gas isn’t half off like her dress… LET’S GO BRANDON – FJB!
Full service?
Brittany’s attempt to get free gas was off to a weak start when she realized that the Shell station staff was entirely female. And probably lesbian.
The real reason you’re not supposed to smoke at the gas pumps.
Now where did I put that gas cap…
We’ve gone from “Gas, Grass or Ass. Nobody rides for free” to “Gas, Grass or Ass. Pick two out of three.”
As the engine cools, it emits a ticking sound… but now I’m hearing…
.
Why let a caption distract you from the picture?
Talk about “junk in the trunk”! LOL
Is she wearing a mask??????
Be honest. Is there really ANY comment necessary here, besides, maybe, a heartfelt “THANK YOU, Darlin’.”
Alabama air conditioning.
Tiffany always uses a bit of cloth to hold the nozzle so her hands don’t smell of gasoline.
Sheriff with sense of humor issues warnings to blonde gas station patron for “selling crack”, improper use of flashers, and “trespASS”.
Waiting for her “I did that!” sticker.
Renown in several record books as possessing the tiniest tootsies of any professional fueler, Franceen (‘Ceen’ to her legions of loyal followers) pumps another ‘full one’!
Just shy of her forty-eighth birthday (and ‘yes’ the camera adds pounds, and the tonnage adds decades) professional fueler Franceen (‘Ceen’ to her legions of adoring followers) ‘pumps’ another satisfied customer!
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*****
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Perpetually ‘stalked’ by her loyal legions of fervent followers, local landmarks (‘lol’) Franceen ‘catches a breeze’ during a tantalizing fueling stop… her third this hour!
.
*****
.
Doing her darnedest to ‘pump’ the failing national economy — and her flobbering followers far-n-wide — Franceen enjoys an impromptu afternoon tootle ’round town!
.
*****
.
Taking a ‘cue’ from such popular hits as Americans Has Got Talent and its spin-off Brits Has Got Talent, social-media butterfly Franceen is using a toll-charge telephone number for her ‘followers’ to vote on the appropriate ‘venue’ to advertise the trendy ‘LGB’ slogan.
Which direction are you leaning… East or West?
Every time the price of gas goes up…
When I was a young’un I used to “pump premium” too, just can’t afford it nowadays.
Fill ‘er up?
Had 3 cans of beans last night… Gonna fill this new fangled NATURAL GAS car up.
Too bad gas isn’t half off like her dress… LET’S GO BRANDON – FJB!
Full service?
Brittany’s attempt to get free gas was off to a weak start when she realized that the Shell station staff was entirely female. And probably lesbian.
The real reason you’re not supposed to smoke at the gas pumps.
Now where did I put that gas cap…
We’ve gone from “Gas, Grass or Ass. Nobody rides for free” to “Gas, Grass or Ass. Pick two out of three.”
As the engine cools, it emits a ticking sound… but now I’m hearing…
.
Why let a caption distract you from the picture?
Talk about “junk in the trunk”! LOL
Is she wearing a mask??????
Be honest. Is there really ANY comment necessary here, besides, maybe, a heartfelt “THANK YOU, Darlin’.”
Alabama air conditioning.
Tiffany always uses a bit of cloth to hold the nozzle so her hands don’t smell of gasoline.
Sheriff with sense of humor issues warnings to blonde gas station patron for “selling crack”, improper use of flashers, and “trespASS”.
Waiting for her “I did that!” sticker.
Renown in several record books as possessing the tiniest tootsies of any professional fueler, Franceen (‘Ceen’ to her legions of loyal followers) pumps another ‘full one’!
Just shy of her forty-eighth birthday (and ‘yes’ the camera adds pounds, and the tonnage adds decades) professional fueler Franceen (‘Ceen’ to her legions of adoring followers) ‘pumps’ another satisfied customer!
.
*****
.
Perpetually ‘stalked’ by her loyal legions of fervent followers, local landmarks (‘lol’) Franceen ‘catches a breeze’ during a tantalizing fueling stop… her third this hour!
.
*****
.
Doing her darnedest to ‘pump’ the failing national economy — and her flobbering followers far-n-wide — Franceen enjoys an impromptu afternoon tootle ’round town!
.
*****
.
Taking a ‘cue’ from such popular hits as Americans Has Got Talent and its spin-off Brits Has Got Talent, social-media butterfly Franceen is using a toll-charge telephone number for her ‘followers’ to vote on the appropriate ‘venue’ to advertise the trendy ‘LGB’ slogan.
Which direction are you leaning… East or West?
Every time the price of gas goes up…
When I was a young’un I used to “pump premium” too, just can’t afford it nowadays.