And just in time for Christmas:
An elderly Pennsylvania homeowner shot and killed a half-naked intruder Wednesday just before 11:30 a.m.
Sadly, Our Hero and his wife sustained some bad injuries before he could send the scumbag off to join the others in hell, but we’ll take what we can get.
And remember: the best place to keep your home defense weapon is within arm’s reach.
Noddy and the boys wish you the compliments of the season.
Yeah, it’s NOIZEE, what did you expect from Slade? It’s still better than the worst Christmas song ever, i.e. Elvis Presley’s Blue Christmas.
And check out today’s midday post, later.
As the busy holiday travel season gets underway, millions of travelers flock to the nation’s major airports. This comes as a big shock to some of the nation’s major airlines, which apparently had not been informed that the holidays can be a busy travel time. As one distraught airline executive put it: “Suddenly all these people just showed up with tickets they apparently purchased from us. How in God’s name is anybody supposed to plan for THAT?” — Dave Barry
Wheeeee what fun!
Translation: We were going to lose our asses with all those cheap tickets we sold for Christmas, so here’s a handy excuse to get rid of them.
Feel free to change my mind.
Apparently, Bette Midler caused something of a stir when in having a snit about Sen. Joe Manchin’s refusal to go along with the BBB lunacy, she said bad things about the people of West Virginia:
Left-wing Hollywood star Bette Midler has insulted the people of West Virginia, describing them as “poor, illiterate and strung out”
The response was immediate, and wonderful:
[snigger]
Like we didn’t have enough already…
A new snake species has slithered its way into the list of reptiles…
Key word: India
In June 2020, he posted a photo of a kukri snake — known for its curved teeth that resemble the Nepali dagger “Kukri”.
Oh how charming, fangs shaped like this:
Burn them with fire.