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Bad News

For once, we lead with some good news:


…keep ’em coming, guys.

But then we suffer a relapse:


…to paraphrase Insty:  “Climate change:  is there anything it can’t do?”

And:


…this could possibly explain pre-SUV-era Glueball Wormening.


…see next item for an example.


…under the topic, “Bananas:  they’re not just for eating anymore.”


…Monty Python’s Flying Circus to get the same treatment in 5…4…3…2…1...

And speaking of humorless assholes:


…and all because of “innocent vegetables”.  But this next vegan episode will make you howl:


…but wait!  There’s more! (see link)


…wait:  California has an actual budget?  (no link because National Review)

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:
   


…in case you missed it, that’s FrogPres Toyboy Macron.  And from OzReich:


…they’ll find another pretext to boot him out before the tournament starts, never fear.

Britney Train Smash Update:


…leading to the question:  are the FBI ever going to classify these assholes as a terrorist organization?  (It’s a rhetorical question, of course.)

And where would we be without INSIGNIFICA?

   


…none of those problems ever stopped the eternal quest for nookie before, so this new warning probably isn’t going to work either.

Talking about nookie:

Carol Vorderman’s getting out of control:

…nothing wrong with the superstructure:

but that ass is gaining on Lizzo’s…

11 comments

  1. “You ever plow a field? To plant the quinoa or sorghum or whatever the hell it is you eat…you kill everything on the ground and under it. You kill every snake, every frog, every mouse, mole, vole, worm, quail… You kill them all. So, I guess the only real question is: How cute does an animal have to be before you care if it dies to feed you?” — John Dutton, Yellowstone.

  2. The Pennsylvania legislature passed Constitutional Carry last year, but Governor Wolf (spit) vetoed it. Because it would increase gun violence you know. This is his last term, so maybe…..

    Mark D

  3. Ms Vordermans 5th wheel, is simply more character. But I must confess, I have a bit of a weakness for big shapely wimmens, in heels. I’m a perv.

  4. On vegan bacon felony…”…I wanna know whether I am the a****** for everything I did after,” the story concludes. “Because bottom line is, I basically screwed a person’s life because they put wrong ingredients on breakfast that they made only ‘to do something nice.'”‘”
    Uh…no. That was a smug assertion of superiority and virtue signalling and the know-it-all bitch got what she deserved. She could have killed the victim.
    I’ve had vegetarian ersatz meat, and I’ve always been able to tell the difference between it and the real meat it was pretending to be. The taste was usually tolerable, but mostly didn’t even come up to C ration standards.

  5. Constitutional carry in Alabama is going to be opposed by EVERY county sheriff. They issue concealed carry permits and get to use the money they charge for anything they want. It is a slush fund that they can put in their pocket. I remember my granddad saying you can do well in politics, but you could get rich as a sheriff. It’s still true.

  7. So, the BBC is removing episodes of Chewing the Fat to avoid offending modern sensibilities, sensibilities that would have been derided as hopelessly and disgustingly square and old-fashioned a mere fifty years ago.
    To the Progressives, this is Progress with a capital P.

  8. “Can masturbation really improve your immune system?”

    I have a very strong immune system, and I swear it’s not because of _that_.

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