Robbie, the Darth finally convinced his sister to marry him.
Some folk have national religions, or ethnic cuisine. The Scots have incomprehensible rituals.
.
Cast ye not the first stone! Aye we do have incomprehensible rituals but they’re nothing like the collective insanity (or is that inanity?) that happens in America every four years.
I’m too shocked by a sci-fi nerd kissing an actual girl to come up with a comment.
Forget it Jake, it’s Scotland.
All of the groomsmen once had a shot at the bride. They all missed.
“We Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll.”
There’s a sword that’s about to find its sheath.
‘Vagina’ is Latin for ‘sheath’, though it was pronounced “wuh-gee’-nuh” back in Caesar’s day (and ‘Caesar’ was pronounced like ‘kaiser’ but with an ‘s’ sound instead of ‘z’.
Don’t forget Vini, Vidi Vici, correctly pronounced Wini, Widi, Wici, which doesn’t sound near as manly.
‘You know, you’re right – I CAN feel every draft with this thing on !’
wat
As usual, the undercover FBI disguises were terrible.
Almost “uniform” aren’t they?
Somewhere there’s a father-in-law thinking WTF?!?! I was hoping for grandkids.
although it was Ian’s turn to dress up as Princess Leia again, he was pleasantly surprised that Hamish was such a good kisser. It must have been all the practice with sheep that Hamish regularly bragged about. The fact that they were brothers made the entire situation delightful enough to share with their friends.
“It’s not the skirts; it’s those gay ballet slippers.”
For sure, I noticed those slippers and assumed they were going to do some sort of strange bagpipe dance lifting the bridesmaids and spinning them around with that wonderful dear old swirling sound of cats being dismembered.
Bagpipe dance?
Consider this: The same people who invented the glorious game of golf are the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
On a rare day-pass from the ‘stable-through-pharmaceuticals’ ward — seen here through her ‘unique’ filters as the singular ‘normal’ person for miles around — Ghislane used the opportunity to ‘crash’ a few weddings!
Sadly only half the imperial pallbearers showed up for the groom’s funeral and the piper is drunk at the bar.
Finally, she found her man as he was the only one whose shots did not miss…
The groomsmen took the mask mandate a bit too seriously.
Winner
“Sadly, that night she would find out why he hadn’t met the requirements to become a Stormtrooper like all of his friends.”
Ahh, the White Claw will flow like water at that wedding reception.
“Aye, laddies, looks like ‘ol MacSkywalker be tossing the caber tonight!”
“But trwen’t the lass be his sister?…”
“Be glad it’s not his sheep.”
I told you guys again and again that we needed to practice with our blasters because this is what Lord Vader does to stormtroopers with the lowest target scores; but nooo, you didn’t believe me!!
Robbie, the Darth finally convinced his sister to marry him.
Some folk have national religions, or ethnic cuisine. The Scots have incomprehensible rituals.
.
Cast ye not the first stone! Aye we do have incomprehensible rituals but they’re nothing like the collective insanity (or is that inanity?) that happens in America every four years.
I’m too shocked by a sci-fi nerd kissing an actual girl to come up with a comment.
Forget it Jake, it’s Scotland.
All of the groomsmen once had a shot at the bride. They all missed.
“We Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll.”
There’s a sword that’s about to find its sheath.
‘Vagina’ is Latin for ‘sheath’, though it was pronounced “wuh-gee’-nuh” back in Caesar’s day (and ‘Caesar’ was pronounced like ‘kaiser’ but with an ‘s’ sound instead of ‘z’.
Don’t forget Vini, Vidi Vici, correctly pronounced Wini, Widi, Wici, which doesn’t sound near as manly.
‘You know, you’re right – I CAN feel every draft with this thing on !’
wat
As usual, the undercover FBI disguises were terrible.
Almost “uniform” aren’t they?
Somewhere there’s a father-in-law thinking WTF?!?! I was hoping for grandkids.
although it was Ian’s turn to dress up as Princess Leia again, he was pleasantly surprised that Hamish was such a good kisser. It must have been all the practice with sheep that Hamish regularly bragged about. The fact that they were brothers made the entire situation delightful enough to share with their friends.
“It’s not the skirts; it’s those gay ballet slippers.”
For sure, I noticed those slippers and assumed they were going to do some sort of strange bagpipe dance lifting the bridesmaids and spinning them around with that wonderful dear old swirling sound of cats being dismembered.
Bagpipe dance?
Consider this: The same people who invented the glorious game of golf are the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
On a rare day-pass from the ‘stable-through-pharmaceuticals’ ward — seen here through her ‘unique’ filters as the singular ‘normal’ person for miles around — Ghislane used the opportunity to ‘crash’ a few weddings!
Sadly only half the imperial pallbearers showed up for the groom’s funeral and the piper is drunk at the bar.
Finally, she found her man as he was the only one whose shots did not miss…
The groomsmen took the mask mandate a bit too seriously.
Winner
“Sadly, that night she would find out why he hadn’t met the requirements to become a Stormtrooper like all of his friends.”
Ahh, the White Claw will flow like water at that wedding reception.
“Aye, laddies, looks like ‘ol MacSkywalker be tossing the caber tonight!”
“But trwen’t the lass be his sister?…”
“Be glad it’s not his sheep.”
I told you guys again and again that we needed to practice with our blasters because this is what Lord Vader does to stormtroopers with the lowest target scores; but nooo, you didn’t believe me!!