Lulabelle discovered that being a lesbian doesn’t mean you’ll be a good cook.
Fisting For Beginners.
…and she’s… she’s… YES! she’s pregnant!! Doctor Pol was right again!
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Nobody like going to Dr. Karen, the angry proctologist.
What goes around, comes around.
Be with you next, Sugar. the more you relax the easier it will for me to reach to the elbow but being tense don’t bother me none
“Keep up the wisecracks and you can be next.”
Adhering to the old adage “You don’t want to see it made…”, and although the brightly-colored [ed. note: use of the word ‘colored’ is a self-congratulatory reference to the non-Afrikan origins of the ingredients] packaging promised a prize — in this case, an exclusive limited-edition secret decoder ring — the two sisters were far more interested in the pure brutality of the old hen and the remainder of the meal’s horrific preparation… Yikes!
“Who’s yer daddy?”
Bobby Sue hopes everyone will like her cornbread-meth dressing.
You’re as full of shit as a Christmas turkey!
Emma sue demonstrates her new method of preventing choking, saying “I ain’t gonna lick no hind, but I can shove my hand in one!”
Redneck colonoscopy… bend over and relax.
An old fashioned enema done by hand.
Where’s my butt plug, dammit, I just had it…..
Lulabelle discovered that being a lesbian doesn’t mean you’ll be a good cook.
Fisting For Beginners.
…and she’s… she’s… YES! she’s pregnant!! Doctor Pol was right again!
.
Nobody like going to Dr. Karen, the angry proctologist.
What goes around, comes around.
Be with you next, Sugar. the more you relax the easier it will for me to reach to the elbow but being tense don’t bother me none
“Keep up the wisecracks and you can be next.”
Adhering to the old adage “You don’t want to see it made…”, and although the brightly-colored [ed. note: use of the word ‘colored’ is a self-congratulatory reference to the non-Afrikan origins of the ingredients] packaging promised a prize — in this case, an exclusive limited-edition secret decoder ring — the two sisters were far more interested in the pure brutality of the old hen and the remainder of the meal’s horrific preparation… Yikes!
“Who’s yer daddy?”
Bobby Sue hopes everyone will like her cornbread-meth dressing.
You’re as full of shit as a Christmas turkey!
Emma sue demonstrates her new method of preventing choking, saying “I ain’t gonna lick no hind, but I can shove my hand in one!”
I found the remote!
“Don’t laugh. This could be you!”
Damned iPhone’s here somewhere!