“Just my luck to pick the ONE asshole who’s identifying as a lion.”
“Why did I have to be in heat near a zebra with a cold?”
“Yes, Dear. Be patient. I’m bringing lunch.”
Fuck hunting on Mondays
Cheetah: Oh shit! OUTTA THE WAY!
Torque vs Top End
Never dismiss the power of preyer.
.
You guys are fucking KILLING me… LMAO
Stripes 1, Spots 0
Yikes! Stripes!
Oh yeah? Fuck around and find out!
Saint Zebra of the Serengheti – Patron Saint of Fuck Around and Find Out.
He never saw it coming.
Although Dave identifies as a lion the zebra refuses to acknowledge his true species. This hate crime must not be allowed to stand
The dance numbers in the new Lion King movie seem to have gotten out of the Uncanny Valley.
It was at that moment that she realized she should never have used Google translate for dating advice. Apparently “Cougar in search of a young, virile buck” translated to very bad advice in Swahili.
My Name is Inigo Zebroya, prepare to die!
Boomer zebra vs. Millenial leopard: Old age and treachery beat youth and inexperience every time.
Jeez, a guy just can’t go out for a peaceful walk any more – WTF is the world coming to?
I told you, call me spot one more time and you’re dead meat!
I believe the phrase is “Catastrophic failure of the victim selection process”
The gazelle had it coming!!! I didn’t know you were friends Ref!!!
Near the ‘estate’ entrance to the Delhi Gymkhana Club, a long-time member expresses disapproval of the ‘up-dated’ dress-code!
.
[Delhi Gymkhana Club:
* “Relics of the empire, membership is limited to people carrying blue blood in their veins, thereby perpetrating apartheid and shattering the constitutional goal of social justice and equality.”
And that just won’t do…]
…and Verstappen is within a car’s length of Hamilton as they both head to the line…
“Just my luck to pick the ONE asshole who’s identifying as a lion.”
“Why did I have to be in heat near a zebra with a cold?”
“Yes, Dear. Be patient. I’m bringing lunch.”
Fuck hunting on Mondays
Cheetah: Oh shit! OUTTA THE WAY!
Torque vs Top End
Never dismiss the power of preyer.
.
You guys are fucking KILLING me… LMAO
Stripes 1, Spots 0
Yikes! Stripes!
Oh yeah? Fuck around and find out!
Saint Zebra of the Serengheti – Patron Saint of Fuck Around and Find Out.
He never saw it coming.
Although Dave identifies as a lion the zebra refuses to acknowledge his true species. This hate crime must not be allowed to stand
The dance numbers in the new Lion King movie seem to have gotten out of the Uncanny Valley.
It was at that moment that she realized she should never have used Google translate for dating advice. Apparently “Cougar in search of a young, virile buck” translated to very bad advice in Swahili.
My Name is Inigo Zebroya, prepare to die!
Boomer zebra vs. Millenial leopard: Old age and treachery beat youth and inexperience every time.
Jeez, a guy just can’t go out for a peaceful walk any more – WTF is the world coming to?
I told you, call me spot one more time and you’re dead meat!
I believe the phrase is “Catastrophic failure of the victim selection process”
The gazelle had it coming!!! I didn’t know you were friends Ref!!!
The beginning of the Serengeti ‘Freedom Convoy.’
I captioned the picture itself.
https://borepatch.blogspot.com/2022/02/for-kims-caption-contest.html
Near the ‘estate’ entrance to the Delhi Gymkhana Club, a long-time member expresses disapproval of the ‘up-dated’ dress-code!
.
[Delhi Gymkhana Club:
* “Relics of the empire, membership is limited to people carrying blue blood in their veins, thereby perpetrating apartheid and shattering the constitutional goal of social justice and equality.”
And that just won’t do…]
…and Verstappen is within a car’s length of Hamilton as they both head to the line…