(Monday Funnies will return next week.)
Ranked in order of ascending foulness:
Happy Valentine’s Day! (men to women)
- …from your love sausage
- …to the world’s deepest tunnel, from its longest train
- …I love you so much, I have a pic of your face on the inside of my undies
- …to my darling Fiona (and your name is Sally)
- …now please sign the divorce papers
Happy Valentine’s Day! (women to men)
- …and just remember: no flowers, no annual blow job
- …to the man I’d most rather fake my orgasms with
- …to my second-favorite anal sex partner
- …to the pair best suited to my scalpel
- …to the father of at least one of our children
Your suggestions in Comments.
A man I used to work with came in on Valentines Day and said his day was off to the usual annual start with his gifts from his wife, a pair of socks and a piece of ass and both gifts were too big.
This stinks:
* “… but I hoped we could remain friends…”