If you thought the news was bad before, wait till you see this stuff.
…this being Britishland, they can’t wave shotguns in the trespassers’ faces.
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…yeah, and should he find these fuckers have been breaking the law and abusing their authority, I’m sure we’ll soon see prosecutions of both the miscreants and the politicians who told them to do it. [/eyecross]
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…under the reign of World Emperor Kim, instant coffee would be banned as a crime against humanity. Also light beer.
From the annals of Covidiocy:
…an excellent example of corporate totalitarianism.
…I’m just wondering how our own shithead politicians managed to miss that one.
…this would be the time for Blue state governors to copy a Scandi country, seeing as they already have similar tax rates.
…fucking hell, if Goldie Hawn can figure it out… but having seen “mental health” in a headline, I have to go and down a shot of gin.
…should have tried Beethoven, but as they’re Kiwis, they’ve probably never heard of him.
And speaking of idiots:
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…if I were the judge on this case, I’d give the little fucker a choice: life in prison, with no Internet access or TV, ever; OR be stoned to death by a group of volunteers .
…oh bloody hell, another “mental health” headline. At this rate, I’ll be shitfaced by 10 o’clock.
“What about INSIGNIFICA, Kim?”
Finally, Brit TV presenter Holly Willoughboobies turns 41:
Here endeth the news.