Caption Competition #220 March 11, 2022 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
“It’s crazy, right? That part was clean 10 minutes ago, there’s the whole rest of the body to groom.”
Look Tabby, mummy is taking care of my college tuition.
Peeking puddys.
Well, don’t get me involved; they’re your parents.
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If your daddy ever tries any of that shit with me, I’ll claw his eyes out. “Eating pussy” indeed.
so did you find the cat yet?
Mommy used to kiss daddy on the lips, but now it’s all over.
“It’s crazy, right? That part was clean 10 minutes ago, there’s the whole rest of the body to groom.”
“Trust me, kid — that’s the very best way to get rid of an itch.”
“Oh my, Tiddles. Daddy’s got the K-Y. It looks like Mummy wants a new Lexus.”
Try as she might, Lisa Beth never understood what was so good about listening to The Doors.