With sincere apologies, but why should I be the only one infected with this crap?
Month: March 2022
News Roundup
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And speaking of which, here’s a Senator:
…hey Lindsey ol’ pal: he’s dead, and you don’t have to kiss his ass anymore.
…oh, FOF. (That stands for “Free Our Faces”, not “Fuck Off, Fauci”. Promise.)
…which is their right. As is our right to… you know the rest.
…of course, no “gender favoritism” there, oh no.
…as all Boston-area muggers and rapists cheer.
…thank gawd it’s to Brit TV and not ours.
…and along comes some “expert” to tell us not to do something everyone can adapt to. Just fuck off.
…actually, we don’t believe anything he says, but okay.
Now is the time for link-free INSIGNIFICA:
…as the countdown to her next Train Smash begins…
Headline Of The Year
And it’s not even the Babylon Bee:
As Fuel Prices Soar, GOP Launches Voter Registration Drives at Gas Stations Across America
Go get ’em, folks.
Entitled — Not
Here’s one that’ll make you shake your head:
Ringo Starr’s granddaughter moans to court she earns £800 a month in a café… while Beatles star is worth £265million
Note the sense of entitlement; he’s got it, lots of it, and she should get some because he’s her grandaddy. (Note that she’s one of eight grandchildren, the other seven of which we hear not a word.)
Of course, Ringo worked his ass off to earn the money (and to keep it; remember that the Beatles broke up in 1970, and many a fortune’s been lost in less time than fifty-odd years).
Unsurprisingly (and unlike Ringo), this little totty is pretty much a drag on society, to whit:
[Ringo’s son Zack Starkey] married Tatia’s mother Sarah Medikides when she was born in 1985 – the first of Starr’s eight grandchildren. In 2016, [Tatia] herself had a child with Adam Low, making Starr a great-grandfather.
So, to recap: single mother in her mid-30s, mediocre musician, waitress, already coining well over a grand a month from Grandpa Ringo, and whining about the Unfairness Of It All.
Too sad for words.
By the way, here’s Granddad at age 75, still performing. And his buddies are from the following bands: Santana, Toto, Billy Joel, Mr. Mister, ELO, and of course there’s Mr. Todd Rundgren. Not bad company… and Our Tatia probably thinks she deserves a spot in the band, ahead of (ahem) Richard Page of Mr. Mister.
Okay, I couldn’t stand it. Here’s Africa, played by those same buddies.
Wallpaper
This is my current screen backdrop. It’s the Scottish town of Inverary, with its castle in the foreground. (right-click to embiggen)
It will come as some surprise, perhaps, to learn that because of the whole hereditary thing, some childlessness and tangled family trees, the current (and next) Duke of Argyll is South African.
Monday Funnies
Guess what day it is?
So what the hell, let’s blow the damn doors off:
And speaking of whiteout, let’s go beyond the pale (SFW):
Now quit that silliness, and get off… to work.