“I’ll get you my pretty! And your little pussy too!”
Elspeth had heard his ‘Ive got the horn’ joke one too many times.
I know, right? It’s called “Free Bird”. The French Horn solo blew your mind, didn’t it?
October 2024 …. the Democrat National Committee announces its most recent slate of nominees in the upcoming election.
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Unfortunately, only a few of the nominees measure-up to the ‘high-bar’ standards set by the consistency and quality of this fine fine splendid candidate!
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*****
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Unfortunately, only a few of them could compare with beep’s/bop’s/boop’s many fine fine splendid multiple-personality benefits!
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*****
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Unfortunately, to the chagrin of those few unsupportive pundits, the ‘other-worldly’ powers of the candidate quickly ‘played havoc’ with their fine fine splendid sponsors!
Two nominees, and the brains behind them is sitting on the table.
Wilhelmina found that she could hear the sound of the ocean by sticking shells into her ears. The pain that caused also helped her to ignore things that she did not want to see, like Death and his french horn, and the annoying black cat that followed Death around. She never did find out where the alphabet cards came from.
Skeleton: Did you hear my last recital?
Girl: I hope so.
Unbeknownst to most art historians, Salvador Dali made several attempts at surrealist photography, before deciding it wasn’t weird enough for him.
And this piece, my friends, I call “The eternal male condition.” Despite his best efforts to blow his own horn, he was ultimately unsuccessful at getting his bones near her pussy. “
Memento Cohortis
When the Easter Bunny had a conflicting engagement, the Biden/Harris team was forced to rely on the family cat for salvation from questioning.
Jerry Garcia’s grandparents.
Simon Cowell went insane trying to fit “Matilda’s Bones” into a modern music category.
That is a lot of weirdness for one photograph, so it makes me wonder what the cat has found to be even more interesting.
I believe the cat was not from Central Casting, but from the Props Department.
“You make me so horny, there is no part of me that is not a boner.”
*checks other entries* And just like the supermarket, I wind up in the longest line.
“I’ll get you my pretty! And your little pussy too!”
Elspeth had heard his ‘Ive got the horn’ joke one too many times.
I know, right? It’s called “Free Bird”. The French Horn solo blew your mind, didn’t it?
October 2024 …. the Democrat National Committee announces its most recent slate of nominees in the upcoming election.
.
Unfortunately, only a few of the nominees measure-up to the ‘high-bar’ standards set by the consistency and quality of this fine fine splendid candidate!
.
*****
.
Unfortunately, only a few of them could compare with beep’s/bop’s/boop’s many fine fine splendid multiple-personality benefits!
.
*****
.
Unfortunately, to the chagrin of those few unsupportive pundits, the ‘other-worldly’ powers of the candidate quickly ‘played havoc’ with their fine fine splendid sponsors!
Two nominees, and the brains behind them is sitting on the table.
Wilhelmina found that she could hear the sound of the ocean by sticking shells into her ears. The pain that caused also helped her to ignore things that she did not want to see, like Death and his french horn, and the annoying black cat that followed Death around. She never did find out where the alphabet cards came from.
Skeleton: Did you hear my last recital?
Girl: I hope so.
Unbeknownst to most art historians, Salvador Dali made several attempts at surrealist photography, before deciding it wasn’t weird enough for him.
And this piece, my friends, I call “The eternal male condition.” Despite his best efforts to blow his own horn, he was ultimately unsuccessful at getting his bones near her pussy. “
Memento Cohortis
When the Easter Bunny had a conflicting engagement, the Biden/Harris team was forced to rely on the family cat for salvation from questioning.
Jerry Garcia’s grandparents.
Simon Cowell went insane trying to fit “Matilda’s Bones” into a modern music category.
That is a lot of weirdness for one photograph, so it makes me wonder what the cat has found to be even more interesting.
I believe the cat was not from Central Casting, but from the Props Department.
“You make me so horny, there is no part of me that is not a boner.”
*checks other entries* And just like the supermarket, I wind up in the longest line.